As a history geek, I HATE the way history is taught to most people: as a dry, boring recounting of dates and places. History is in fact the biggest, bawdiest soap opera possible, replete with doomed love affairs, betrayals, scheming, adultery, lies, insanity, illegitimate offspring, and murder.
In this thread, I intend you to walk you through the history of much of the early Capetian dynasty of medieval France, all while introducing y’all to the cast of characters and their goings-on in a hopefully amusing and informative manner.
France in the 10th century was just emerging from the twilight of the Carolingian era and consolidating into a great medieval kingdom under the guidance of the Capetian dynasty that had ruled France for a couple of generations. The Loire valley and the Ile-de-France were the domain of the Franks. Several other principalities made up France, nominally under the rule of the French king, but practically autonomous. The Bretons, a Celtic people considered to be savage and bigamous by the Franks, had established themselves on the Armorican pennisula long ago; Normandy had been settled by the even fiercer Vikings, who quickly enough adopted Christianity and took to speaking French and drinking French wines; Aquitaine in the south, where *langue d’oc *was spoken, ruled by a duke who was a king in all but name; and Flanders and Burgundy were both ‘marches’ originally carved out as buffer zones against the Northmen. A multitude of languages were spoken, including the language of the Basques, who ‘bay like hounds’.
We shall begin with Robert II, himself the son of Hugh (Hugues) Capet, so-called because of the short cape he was fond of wearing. Hugh Capet was having some trouble finding a suitable bride for his son who was royal, but not too closely related to Robert to attract the ire of religious authorities. In his quest to find a bride for Robert, Hugh sent envoys to Constantinople for a Byzantine princess in 988, but they came back empty-handed.
Now, about this time Arnulf II, count of Flanders died, leaving two small children and a widow, Rozala, herself the daughter of Berengario II, king of Italy. Hugh Capet apparently decided that Rozala would make a wonderful match for his son and heir, despite her almost twice Robert’s age. Arnulf II died in March 988, and by April 1, 988 Rozala was calling herself ‘Susanna regina’ 1. As soon as his father died in 996, Robert II dumped Rozala-Suzanna and straightaway married a woman more to his taste, Berthe of Burgundy, herself the widow of Eudes I, count of Blois.
She was, unfortunately, also his second cousin, and Robert had been the godfather of one of her sons by her first husband, which made their union incestuous by blood and spiritual affinity in the eyes of the church. Popes Sylvester II and Gregory V condemned their marriage (indeed, Sylvester tried to talk Berthe out of marrying Robert before they even walked down the aisle). When the couple refused to divorce, the kingdom of France was excommunicated in 1001.
According to Peter Damian’s letter to Didier, Abbot of Monte Cassino, Berthe gave birth to a child “born with the neck and head of a goose.” Taking this as a sign of God’s displeasure with their king’s marriage, the royal servants were horror-stricken and abandoned the royal couple, all but for two loyal servants who remained behind, but who tossed everything Robert touched into the fire for fear of contamination. The child did not live long; it probably suffered from a disease known as microcephaly. This tragedy seems to have been the death knell for their marriage, and Robert and Berthe divorced 2.
In 1004, Robert married again, this time to Constance, the daughter of the count of Provence. She was young and fertile, producing the required heirs, but she also could’ve served as the inspiration for the character of Livia on The Sopranos. Constance had a nasty temper, and at one point struck her confessor in the face with a scepter with such force that she put his eye out. Robert despised her, and by 1009 his friend Hugh de Beauvais was hard at work trying to convince Robert to get rid of her. Unwilling to be tossed on the divorce scrap heap like the last couple of Robert’s wives, Constance turned to her notorious cousin, Fulk Nerra of Anjou, for help.
Fulk III, count of Anjou, known as Fulk Nerra, was one of the great medieval villains. He was a fiend, a plunderer, an oath-breaker, a murderer. He came at anyone who crossed him with incredible violence and left scorched earth wherever he went. In 992, he cut off the hand of his brother-in-law, Conan of Brittany, before killing him. When he caught his wife, Elisabeth de Vendôme, *en flagrante delicto *3 with a shepherd in 999, Fulk Nerra had her burned alive and in the process burned most of the city of Angers to the ground.
Fulk Nerra sent twelve of his knights to stab Hugh de Beauvais to death right in front of Robert. Seeing his friend butchered in front of him seems to have royally pissed off Robert. In 1010 he packed up and headed for Rome to seek a divorce from Constance so he could remarry Berthe. For some reason (divine intervention or political neccesity) Robert abandoned this plan and returned to Constance.
In later years, Constance made more trouble by turning her husband against their son, and then her sons one against the other. She first pitted Robert against their eldest son, Hugh Magnus. According to Raoul Glaber, Hugh Magnus wanted to share power with his father, but Constance, because she was “extremely grasping and dominated her spouse”, opposed this idea and turned on Hugh Magnus “as if he were an enemy, born of another lineage.”
A rift grew between the parents and their son before Hugh Magnus’ sudden death in 1025. With the loss of their eldest son, Robert and Constance now quarreled over the choice of successor. Robert preferred their second-surviving son, Henri, while Constance supported their third son, also named Robert. She hated Henri, thinking of him as a ‘hypocrite, lazy, weak, and ready to take after his father’, but her son Robert was a complete monster. This younger Robert, better known as Robert of Burgundy, burgled abbeys, stole wine from monks, and murdered his father-in-law, Dalmace de Semur, with his own hands. He divorced Dalmace’s daughter Helie so that he could be free to marry his cousin, Ermengarde, herself the daughter of Fulk Nerra, who’s own husband had likewise conveniently died 4.
Robert II chose Henri as his successor despite Constance’s scheming, but in 1027 Constance turned both their sons against their father. Henri and Robert of Burgundy attacked and pillaged King Robert’s villages and castles and caused so much havoc that King Robert was forced to agree to all their demands to make peace with them. No sooner did Robert II die in 1031 than “there arose again between the mother and her sons a cruel discord”. This time, both Henri, now King Henri I, and Robert of Burgundy came after Constance. Fulk Nerra joined them, Constance’s mad-dog cousin having turned against her. Henri beseiged Constance at Pontoise and swore to put everyone to the sword; Constance came out and fell at his feet and begged for mercy. Her days of causing strife at an end, Constance died in 1034.
Now onto King Henri I.
Henri was one of those nonentities who didn’t leave much of a mark on history. He spent most of his reign fighting one or the other of his brothers, or that upstart William the Bastard in Normandy 6.
He was almost as unlucky with regards to marital history as his father. Henri was first betrothed to Mathilda, the daughter of the Holy Roman Emperor Konrad II, but she died in Germany in 1034 before they could be wed 5. Henri instead married Matilda of Friesia, the niece of his deceased fiancee. They had one daughter who died very young, and then Matilda died in 1044 following an emergency Caesarean. Around forty, down one fiancee and one wife, with no heirs 7, Henri went searching around the courts of Europe for another blooded bride who was not a cousin.
At last, in 1051, envoys arrived from faraway Russia with Anna, daughter of the Grand Duke Yaroslav of Kiev, a princess of a dynasty that had only recently converted to Christianity. Nevertheless, Kiev was remarkable for its sophistication (recommended good manners in Kiev included eating and drinking without unseemly noise, and refraining from beating one’s wife). Anna is famous for signing her own name in neat Cyrillic letters on royal documents, surrounded by illiterate French Xs. Anna produced several children, but according to Levin and Pushkareva, “her husband became more and more distant; he preferred the company of comely troubadours.”
Henri finally died in 1060, after disobeying his physician’s orders not to mix his medicine with water. Anna eloped with Raoul, the count of Valois. They wed, despite the small (tiny, insignificant) detail that Raoul already had a wife who was still alive. The wife complained to Pope Alexander II, who invalidated the bigamous union, but Raoul and Anna seem to have remained together anyway. One hopes Anna achieved some marital happiness after putting up with Henri for so many years.
Up next: Philippe I! Bigamy, bigamy, and more bigamy!
Footnotes:
- It’s worth noting that Rozala’s name change to Susanna seems to have had symbolic value: St. Susanna was martyred for refusing to marry the son and heir of the Roman emperor, a hint that Rozala-Susanna herself was no more thrilled with the marriage to Robert than Robert himself was.
- Rozala-Suzanna died in 1003, being quite done with kings thankyouverymuch.
- That means they were having sex.
- I suspect Robert and Ermengarde deserved one another.
- Perhaps she died upon discovering how uninspiring he was?
- William of Normandy was married to Henri’s niece, the diminutive but strong-willed Matilda of Flanders. William invaded England in 1066, and his eventual heir was his and Matilda’s youngest son, Henry I of England, who was named after his French uncle.
- Understandably he was reluctant to leave the kingdom to his brother Robert. Robert of Burgundy wasn’t fit to run a hot-dog stand, much less a kingdom.
SOURCES:
Adair, Penelope. “Constance of Arles: A Study in Duty and Frustration”, Capetian Women, ed. Kathleen Nolan, 2003.
Bouchard, Constance Brittain. Those of My Blood: Constructing Noble Families in Medieval Francia, 2001.
Dhondt, Jan. “Sept femmes et un trio de rois,” Contributions a l’histoire
economique et sociale, 3 (1964-65), 42-44
Duby, Georges. France in the Middle Ages 987-1460, 1993.