I’m seeking someone who’s in the midst of an unproductive crisis of some sort. He should be self-absorbed, unreliable, hypocritical, manipulative, emotionally unavailable, sexually dysfunctional and a master of deception – both to himself and others.
A man who’s generally inconsiderate, unromantic, uncommitted, self-indulgent and requires me to tiptoe around their “trigger issues” makes me swoon!
Please be in denial, resistant to personal growth, and confident that any problems you encounter are OBVIOUSLY not yours.
Stumbling, shitfaced, outta control drunkards are a plus.
Hope to hear from you soon!