All the cool kids hate...

I hate vans.

Metal

Guitarists who play fast.

Being American.

Being from Texas.

Wearing clothes from some non-trendy affordable place.

Working hard.

Not true. Iron Maiden is suddenly very cool again. I have no idea how or why but my best guess: Guitar Hero.

My 17 year old daughter saw me reading this thread.

She hates it.

So maybe we’re cool.

Or she is.

I don’t know.

We hate the French.

We hate them so much we want to go to France, eat their food, see their shows, experience their culture, and drink their (Missouri) wine.

We want to do this so we will completely understand why we hate them so much…