Here’s your chance to define, once and for all, if it’s cool or not cool.
I’ll start…
Freddy Mercury/Queen.
Cool.
Next…
Crocs
Crocs
Not.Cool.
Next:
Kardashians
That’s like shooting fish in a barrel.
Not cool.
Next:
Legos.
I have an 11 year old son, so I happen to know that on rainy days, Legos are VERY cool.
Sushi
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Like shooting fish in a barrel, then not cooking it.
Cool.
Willie Nelson.
Musically, I can take Willie Nelson or leave him- but he’s still undeniably cool.
The Eiffel Tower
It survived Team America (Fuck, yeah!), so, cool.
Major Don West (TV/movie)
Once cool, not anymore.
Smoking
Cool.
I love smoking Boston butt for pulled pork.
American Indians.
Willie? No question.
Cool.
Next:
Craft Cocktails / Mixology
Thinks it’s cool, but it really isn’t. Cool people take their liquor straight, or with a simple mixer like soda.
So, not cool.
Natalie Portman.
Still cool.
Kevin Bacon.
A perfectly okay actor, but not cool, and never has been.
(“Remain calm! All is weeeeeelllllll!!!”)
Harley Davidsons
Not cool
socks?
They’re necessary, but since they make my feet sweat like a mad bastard, not at all cool.
Khaki shorts with pockets.
jimbuff314 got skipped, so…
American Indians: cool
And to bring us fully up-to-date
Khaki shorts with pockets: also cool (provided they are knee-length; anything shorter is just weird)
Next
Drive-through liquor stores
Drive-through liquor stores: Not cool.
Fauxhawks
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Only cool if you’re Astro-boy.
John Denver