I wish I had a boyfriend, so I could, like, kiss him…
and stuff. 
A girl
Well, it is spring. Hang out in the flirting thread and you might get lucky.
If you live in the south San Francisco Bay Area (a.k.a. the Silicon Valley), I’m available. 
Ah, spring in New York, and a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of . . . fancy young men.
Oh, darn.
Enough foreplay.
Take your clothes off.
(Am I smooth, or what? )
What.
Love and flirting. ::barf::
You know you are a vet tech when: you can eat your lunch with one hand and clean up a parvo blowout with the other.
While it seems silly to post this, I must.
LOL, Eve! Really, audible laughter can be heard!
OK, I’m done.
This board is all about fighting ignorance. The word “stuff” is simply too vague. Please be more descriptive, using as many adjectives and adverbs as you can and…
SMACK!
Oww!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
THANK YOU, Swimming! It really is hard workimg in a vaccuum like this, with no audience response . . .
Do what I do - assume everyone is intensely interested in everything you write, and they reload their web page constantly just to see if you’ve posted. When you do post, they are rewarded with side-clutching peals of laughter at your wit and humor, and profound personal insight at your wisdom and intelligence.
Esprix, who prefers his world over most others
A girl said:
Damn! You’re in California!
Eve, funny!
Wally, what a guy. (Does that work?)
Michelle said: “Love and flirting. ::barf::”
Okay, we can just skip to the sex. Please?
Dear Cecil,
I can’t believe this happened to me…
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Tracer,
We’re in the same state… does that count for anything? 
Sealemon88,
I’d love to declare all intimate intentions, but the boss is due back any second…
Must go!
A girl
Hey, now, I take offense to that! I live just outside of NYC and my thoughts are squarely on the acres of female skin that have suddenly come out of nowhere.
Unfortunately, I don’t drive a Porsche yet, so none of them look back at me, but that’s a story for another day.
Mere Life is not Victory.
Mere Death is not Defeat.
Joe Cool
I wish I had a girlfriend, so I could, like, kiss kiss… and stuff.
Hey, A Girl. You’re in CA? Coming to the party on the 15th in Santa Monica?
“I must leave this planet, if only for an hour.” – Antoine de St. Exupéry
Are you a turtle?
I’ll wait.
THWACK!
Argh!
Man. That’s gonna leave a mark.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
“kiss her and stuff”.
Gads, I hate it when someone comes into my office while I’m in mid-sentence!
“I must leave this planet, if only for an hour.” – Antoine de St. Exupéry
Are you a turtle?
Well, what seems to be the cause of this. Is it because of you: not attractive, too quiet, too scary? Or do you blame us men–Not attractive enough, too obnoxious, too many bald heads and beer bellies?
If we can identify the cause, then we can find the solution.
Johnny L.A.,
Sounds fun! I’ll keep an eye out for more details!
Sealemon88,
Too bad my digital camera is busted, what with a picture being worth 1000 words and all…
Cheese Head,
It’s more like a time thing. I’m kinda busy these days. But sometimes I just kinda start thinking about how nice it might be…
A girl
A Girl, here’s the thread on the So. Cal. Doper’s party.
http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006075.html
“I must leave this planet, if only for an hour.” – Antoine de St. Exupéry
Are you a turtle?