Ok, it’s derivative
We have the good stripper songs… which ones should we scratch?
My suggestion: The Alabama Song (David Bowie)
a woman could strip to the wedding march and it would be ok, so let’s stick to at least mildly ironic tune names.
Ok, it’s derivative
We have the good stripper songs… which ones should we scratch?
My suggestion: The Alabama Song (David Bowie)
a woman could strip to the wedding march and it would be ok, so let’s stick to at least mildly ironic tune names.
I see I already mentioned the “Here Comes the Bride” strip scene from Splitting Heirs a coupla years ago.
The Mos Eisley Cantina song from Star Wars.
I actually saw a stripper using it. I laughed as soon as I heard it. She looked a bit hurt until I explained, when she said, “Yeah, I told the DJ not to use that one.”
My ex once took me to an adult video store attached to a strip club. I was too scared to go in, so we didn’t. Inside you could hear the DJ introducing a dancer while playing “Short Dick Man” by 20 Fingers. (I’m kind of surprised anyone bothered to make a music video for this song, let alone stripped to it)
Waltzing Matilida
Where have all the cowboys gone?
I used to use this. The other girls hated it.
(Link goes to video that is not the original, but has the studio audio track.)
Classic!
At least that is a good song to dance to. I can’t imagine someone dancing to “Don’t stand so close to me” or “Not a pretty girl”
Maybe “Mother” by either the Police or Pink Floyd…
In the movie “One, Two, Three” (1961), the lovely Liselotte Pulver does a sorta striptease to the Plate Spinning Music. It starts around 2:00.
Detachable Penis
I’m Tired a la Lilly Von Schtupp
I was in a mostly empty strip club outside Philly many years ago, and a dancer put her own money into the jukebox and then gyrated wanly to The Beatles’ “A Day in the Life.” Oh boy.
I once saw a burlesque act set to Buckley’s version of “Hallelujah”.
Amazing Grace, Spirit in the Sky, Day By Day
The tune of Spirit in the Sky actually wouldn’t be bad stripper music.
There are some decent Queen* songs
Fat Bottomed Girls or I want to ride my Bicycle probably wouldn’t work so well
*Don’t even think about God Save the Queen
Bohemian Rhapsody.
“Thunderbolt and lightning
Very, very frightening me!”
The End, by the Doors
“Weird scenes inside the gold mine”