Inspired by a radio show, what songs are so beyond what you’d expect at a strip club that your urge to laugh would be overridden by, “What the fuck is this?”
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Dude Looks Like a Lady - Aerosmith
Oooh, that’s good!
The damn song just came to me. That doesn’t work because of the “bounce” in the music. It can be used with a schoolgirl outfit for the innocent look. Something with a lollipop in the forst set before the clothes come off in the second round.
Off-board Ow! Honey! Stop with the hammer! It’s just what I heard from friends! I swear I never paid the $20. I mean…I…uh…oh shit [transmission lost]
“God Is Watching Us” by Bette Midler. :eek:
Many, many years ago in my dissolute phase I saw a stripper dance to “A Day in the Life” by the Beatles.
At my one visit to a strip club, they played the Cantina song from Star Wars. Doot-da-doot-da-doot-da-doot . . .
I cracked up. The poor woman dancing in front of me gave me the most hurt look, until I said, “It’s not you; it’s the music.”
I think that We are the world, we are the children would be a bit odd.
Heard the same show this morning and have been working on a list.
Freshman- Verve Pipe
Butterfly Kisses- ?
Janie Got a Gun-Aerosmith
Mother Mary-Beatles
I wanna f*** the dead- Dead Kennedys
The song from the Tommy soundtrack Fiddle about or Uncle Ernie can’t remeber the name- The Who
She’s only 17-?
Barny Song
The Way we Were-Barbara Striesand
Any hymnal song- Jesus loves me, Old rugged cross
Not as good as above but still decent.
Stray Cat Blues-Rolling stones
Thunder Rolls -Garth Brooks
Hey Joe- Hendrix
While my guitar gently weeps-beatles
Fernando-Abba
I will always love you- Whitney houston
Anything by The Wiggles. Those with children will understand.
Grandpa, by the Judds. 
Gounod’s “Funeral March for a Marionette”, AKA “THe Alfred Hitchcock Theme”.
Hi, duffer -
Believe it or not, we have done this thread before.
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Shodan
Funny story-
I was at a strip club a couple of years ago, and one of the songs they were stripping to was System of a Down’s Chop Suey :eek:
Nickelback’s “Never Again” is another good contender.
Get Me To The Church On Time from My Fair Lady.
Honey–Bobby Goldsboro.
Close To You–The Carpenters
“M” is for the maa-aany things she gaaa-aave me…
That’s actually a really popular one. Blech. Anything rock and roll that you don’t really have to pay attention to the lyrics is fair game. Ozzy’s “No More Tears,” is a great example of that one.
John Cage’s <i>4’33".</i>
“Ode to Joy.”