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Having My Baby
“Fruit salad…yummy yummy”
A fellow doper and I once speculated on the most inappropriate driving-around in a muscle-car-with-a-pack-of Camels-in-your-tank-top song.
I think we decided on Liszt’s Hungarian Rhapsody (the piece Tom and Jerry played in their famous “Cat Concerto” cartoon).
Come to think of it, that might be a pretty good bad stripper song too.
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny by The Bloodhound Gang
How 'bout Meatloaf’s I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That?
Or “A Lapdance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying”.
I think “Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” has to be the absolute worst, though.
The Bloodhound Gang’s [ulr=http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00001QGP4]“A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying”
erk… try it with a url… No idea what a ulr might be.
A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying
Holiday for Strings
Thank Heaven for Little Girls
Oh My Papa
Hot Rod Lincoln
Theme from “High Noon”
Panzerlied
Miltonyz: It’s Fiddlin’ About.
Anyway, here are my suggestions.
I Love You, You Love Me, Barney
I Kill Everyting I Fuck, GG Allin and the Murder Junkies
Detachable Penis, King Missile
Knife In Yer Guts, GWAR
(I Wanna) Piss On You, Dave Chapelle as R. Kelly
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom, Weebl
Big Bottoms by Spinal Tap.
It goes up to eleven.
Mike Douglas - The Men In My Little Girl’s Life
Art Linkletter - We Love You, Call Collect
Pink Floyd - Several Species Of Small, Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict
Taps.
Organized by theme (or apparent theme, for inscrutable songs):
Cornflake Girl
Luka
sextypething
He Hit Me (and it Felt Like a Kiss)
Pretty Penny
Funky Cold Medina
Lola
Enola Gay
I Hate Everything About You
Song For the Dumped
This Place is a Prison - the Postal Service
Almost any Promise Ring song
Almost any Modest Mouse song
Any Smiths song
Speaking of Enola Gay, pretty much any OMD song (except Tesla Girls and Electricity)
“Everything About You”- Ugly Kid Joe
“Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” (cover, don’t know who by)
“Gimme Dat Ting”- Wolfman Jack
“The Christmas Song”- Alvin and the Chipmunks
All of which I have personally danced to.
One dancer at one of the bars I worked at (I got bounced between three owned by the same family) was really fond of “Short Short Man”.
Another girl liked dancing to “Papa Don’t Preach”, which I found very disconcerting indeed.
AC/DC’s “The Jack” was a favorite of another girl. I’m not sure she actually knew what the song was about.
“Away in a manger”
Rolf Harris singing “Tie me Kangaroo down, sport”
Ahh, if only it had been in the jukebox…
Simulpost!
That reminds me: how about “Bodies”, by the Sex Pistols.
Pour enough liquor into a pre-Catholic Mango, and have it available in the jukebox…