…John Steed and Emma Peel felt that they could shed some light on the case. But just as they were about to speak, Lord Toranaga brusquely overrode them (that being a perogative of a shogun. Pilot-Major Blackthorne said “don’t be so rude Torey-sama” everyone’s equal here. “I don’t know about that” replied Caligula, who felt that every poster was conspiring against him. Sejanus, who bore an uncanny resemblence to Captain Picard, slinked in the background. Meanwhile, Livia smiled to herself, knowing she pulled all the strings. All of a sudden, the dudes from the Time Tunnel appeared. One of them said…
“Hi, Samantha. When did you get here?”
The beautiful blonde witch smiled at the collected group and responded:
“Henbane, head pain, warts and more. Times and places out of order. No one in their proper place. Return them to their times and space.”
And with a brilliant flash of light, Livia, Sejaneus, the Time Tunnel people, and the rest were all restored to their rightful times and places. Samantha then flew off to join the Charmed Ones for coffee.
“…Mr. Van Rensselaer?”
“Ah geez!” hollered Archie Bunker. Standing next to him was Archie Andrews.
Vinnie Barbarino, with the other Sweathogs, came in and asked “Archie?”
The two Archies answred together, “What?”
Vinnie retorted, “That’s MY line!”
John Daly piped up, "No, What’s My Line!"
Lou Costello hollered, “Next you’ll be asking me Watt’s on second base!”
It was up to Moe, of the Three Stooges, to settle this. Standing with Geena Davis and Bruce Vilanch, he announced…
…that with deep regret he would have to decline the honorary knighthood bestowed upon him by King Kamahamaha, who bore a striking resemblence to a certain Klingon named Kang. Then False Face said to Alexander Mundy, I’m not asking to spy, I’m asking you steal. Max thought he recognized Mundy but gave up and told Galen that it was time to meet Marcia Brady over at Green Acres. “Not The Pussy In Johnny’s Lap Story Again”, thought Arnold while Lisa Douglas droned on about the exploits of her sister. In the distance, what appeared to be a German Soldier from WW II could be heard saying, “Verrrrry Interesting…”
…but stupid. Who would have thought False Face would talk like an Asian immigrant" “What’s wrong with Asian immigrants?” was Margaret Kim The All American Girl’s retort. “Don’t get your dander up, little miss,” replied Barnaby Jones. Jethro walked by and squinted hard. Barnaby looked familiar, but Jethro had to get to Petticoat Junction where Admiral Harriman Nelson was waiting. “On shore leave again Admiral?” Billie Joe, Bobbie Joe and Betty Joe asked in unison…
… “Where is Mr. Stevens?”, along with Larry Tate. Just then, Mrs. Kravitz burst in with two police officers, screaming, “There’s an elephant in the back yard, I tell you! Just go and look!” But when they looked, there was no elephant to be found, just Endora and …
…Dan Connor, still looking for another partner to assist Roseanne and Jackie with the diner sincer their mother sold her interest. He though of accepting the offer from Larry Mondello and Jethro Bodine, but he abandoned this idea when he realized the two would eat up all the profits.
He knew he wanted to make a deal, so he thought of commenting to…
…the Teeming Millions, but they merely pointed out they had concluded the thread and dougie_monty imprudently continued it. So Walter Cronkite announced, “And that’s the way it is,” and the thread signed off.
THE END