Has anyone seen my keys?
Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me in a room…a rubber room, with rats, rubber rats! Rubber rats make Dan go crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me in a room…a rubber room, with rats, rubber rats! Rubber rats make Dan go crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me in a room…a rubber room, with rats, rubber rats! Rubber rats make Dan go crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me in a room…a rubber room, with rats, rubber rats! Rubber rats make Dan go crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once…
You get the idea
If you marry a geek, does that make you geek-by-association?
When you speak pig latin, those words are omitted. Ya talk em just like plain words.
Who invented the spork?
You just add hay onto the end
ikelay isthay okyhay? otgay ithay? oodgay!
Is there really a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
Hey if their ain’t I 'll buy you one friend!
“Do you want fries with that?”
Huh?
Excellant Da Ace! Simple yet mundane. It has a certain who-gives-a-shit ring about it.
What’s the point of making the bed, when it’s just gonna get messed up again that night?
In my line of work:
Where’s the “any” key?
What’s the number to 911?
Isn’t it ironic, don’tcha think?
OK, I’ll try again…
Shaving:
with or against the grain?
Whatcha doin’?
Who actually did put the “Bop in the Bop Shoo Bop Shoo Bop?”
And for that matter, Who put the “Ram in the Rama Lama Ding Dong?”
Who was that man?
I’d like to shake his hand because it was he who prompted my baby to fall into love with me.
You busy?
Keith
If anyone else wants to post to this better hurry…I am about to pick some winners.
When you clean your teeth do you scrape the crud off your tongue as well?