All world mundane question contest

What would happen if I said shut up to the Queen of England?

How you doin? said in my best Joey Tribioni voice

One last one…
Well wadaya know 'bout that?

Why is it that, given that it is now the year 2000, (the future, if you will, for all intents and purposes), I still find myself having to beat the hell out of vending machines to get the stuff I paid for? Did everyone else just assume that by the 21st century this would be a long-forgotten practice, like I did?

Can I be totally honest with you?

Hand me that piano, will ya?

Winner to be announced at the end of this thread.

How do you know when it’s the end of the thread?

Good question!

If I pick my nose deep enough, could I scratch my brain?

It really itches.

Raises one eyebrow

That’s it.

Why does eye-goop taste so salty?

Are you asleep?


*aha*:Dha:Dha:Dha:D*aha*

        heh:pheh

When picking up rocks, should I go for the round ones first, or the angular ones?

And is it wise to throw them if i’m in a glasshouse?

How come you can’t see air?

No, it makes you a geek-by-injection!
And Argeable, will you room with me in Vegas, at the convention? You sound like my kinda guy!!LOL

Hi gang; how they hangin’?

You know what I would do if I were you?

Where’s my thereitis?

KnowwhutImean, Vern?

What’re you doing?

Do we have a winner yet, BTW?