Why do fools fall in love?
Alpine
Good question
Should there be nudity on the Weather Channel?
Do you squeeze the air out of your teabag, or let it float on top?
My dad did this once:
Caller: “Hi, is Pete there?”
Dad: “Yes, he is.”
CLICK!
“Where’s the good scissors?”
What do you think of my new haircut/clothes/shoes?
Hot?
What’s up?
Sweet Basil
Are we nearly there yet?
Perhaps not mundane the first time…
or
Says who?
…MOM!!! Is that you?
Why don’t you smile? It can’t be that bad.
2nd one:
Is it the heat or the humidity?
…so, what’s the third word?
How about:
Backstreet or NSync?
Hah?
(I read it in the Bye Bye Birdie script…a variation of, huh?)
What the hell is that?!