How to answer this, as you do know where I live, no sense lying. I would not want any harm coming to my wife or kids. My side of the bed is the west side. Bring a freaking compass with you. Try not to wake up the dog, she might lick you to death.
Scary thought isn’t it. I hear it is the users that change usernames that have to be worried about. 
Jim {what’s up with this thread, can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a Jerseyite?}