Hello and welcome! Please add a peach pie to that list although a nice cobbler works, too!
I bet it’s Rumplestiltskin.
Welcome, @Hal1776! I hope you enjoy your time here.
Someone will shortly be along to introduce you to the squid and the goat.
Oh, and blackberry, please!
Welcome!
I note you’re a gamer. Whichbso far has gone unremarked.
I am not one, but we have many. So if you wanna geek out about “Halo, call of duty, Zelda and Mario”, we gotya covered there too.
Enough with the fruit pies! Coconut cream, please.
Did anyone mention the hamsters? Their little legs get tired after a while and people sign up for massage duty. During off-peak times, of course. They’re really cute.
Welcome!
We look forward to your having fun here and joining in all the best threads!
There are six beers in the fridge, you can have two, until I get to know you..
I want to point out that anyone with an avatar of Daria Morgendorffer is likely to be the sort of sardonic, sarcastic wit that fits riiiiiiiight in here. Best of luck!
SO glad I wasn’t the only one who got that earworm from the thread title!
I was in the same group.
I thought we fried and ate the squid during covid and sold the goat for some magic beans.
We did, but the squid… somehow… came back.
It’s larger now and sorta anthropomorphic, and just seeing it makes you lose 6d6 sanity points…
Nope, I was explicitly put on Squid detail after I was brainw… recruited.
And as I said, Miller insists all new mods already be nuts, so as to adapt more quickly.
I’m rather distressed that I did not get introduced to the squid and the goat, nor is there any mention of this in the official handbook.
Regardless…
Welcome Hal1776! T’was a good year.
This is an amazing, wonderful place. Hope you enjoy!
I read that as bears.
I didn’t either.
Though I have been introduced to quite a lot of cats, a number of dogs, and several horses. Oh yes, and some rats.
And I think some of you may be humans.
Welcome Hal1776!
@Disinfectus and @thorny_locust , count yourselves lucky.
Unfortunately, Mariah* ate the gorilla during the Great Covid Goat Shortage, so shaving him with a seashell and lime Jell-O is no longer part of the ritual. Sic transit gloria mundi.
* They calllll the squiiiiid Mariah.
I had three rats on my lap when I read this.
Welcome Hal. Please understand that the mission will not be jeopardized even if you don’t kill the humans.
Welcome. I’ll have cherry pie, please. And i should try Zelda again.
I like Zelda and Mario too. I don’t have any of the newer Nintendo systems, though. My favorites are Mario 3 and Zelda: Twilight Princess.