Almost Famous People

  1. I haven’t been to space; I haven’t been to the moon … I’m a nothing! :frowning:
  1. Some call me notorious, but I feel like I’m stuck in my routine.

Rut Bader Ginsberg.

  1. I like to give people automobiles.

Car Grant!

(Hellooooo? Anyone out there? I believe I am winning this game.)

  1. With 82, I am spicy, but rarely served with frankfurters.
  2. Compared to 81, I’m a little bland. But don’t cry for me, I’m still a superstar.

I’ve got “Antony Wiener”, but I can’t do with anything with Cleopatra.

  1. When those little bugs are purple colored, they are much easier to detect.

Lice Walker.

  1. I’m always being told to sit without moving a muscle.

Be Stiller.

I’m certain you are. You’re good.

I am going to cheat with this one (subtract two letters), because my answer is just too good:
77. I don’t have a big role at all, in fact it’s a very small part or amount.

John Cameo Mitchell. (Because of the angry inch, get it?)

Ha ha ha! I slay me.

  1. While trying to warm up the house by stirring my wife’s lingerie in the fireplace, I came up with an awesome idea for a horror novel.
  1. While trying to warm up the house by stirring my wife’s lingerie in the fireplace, I came up with an awesome idea for a horror novel.

Ray Brabury? (Bury really isn’t the same as burn though…)

Bra Stoker!

Er, Zero Motel?

  1. Yes, yes, yes, I think it’s so nice to have you back where you belong.

  2. I’m what you’d do to the fourth letter of the alphabet after you marinade it but before you smoke it.

  1. Angels always exclaim when they see me climb inside a horse carcass.

  2. When I have a fever, my brain tends to get scrambled.

  1. Of course I have a really, really fast car.
  1. I am a master of underwater anesthesiology.

Ha ha, that’s a good one, but not the one I was thinking of.

:eek: You’re doing WHAT to the D?

  1. When I have a fever, my brain tends to get scrambled.

Eggy Lipton?

  1. I need to move my ears back, get rid of these parentheses around my mouth, and add some more context to my eyebrows.