- If you can extract something valuable from it, I invented it.
- I play versatile cultural roles, primarily for the horses and pigs.
- I am a friend to post-impressionists everywhere.
- I should wear a Bill the Cat shirt when I golf.
- Don’t know why I built that huge boat.
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I am an overeater who never tells a lie: Gorge Washington
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I am a nonchalant wagerer: Blase Pascal
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I am a highly caffeinated genius: Alert Einstein
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I am a fan of 6 packs and 5 spots: Ab Lincoln
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I am a damp scion of Hollywood royalty: Dew Barrymore
6. I prove sharks can be excellent at standardized tests.
- I am a startled German composer: JS Ach!
8. I am a skier with my own mountain.
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I’m a cowboy whose career is on the decline: John Wane
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I switched transit modes once my Drive ended: Ran Gosling
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You could have served me in the summer of 1969 with raisins: Bran Adams
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You may have seen me in the movies or at Caesars: Jack Palace
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When I tell people that I was voted the sexiest man alive, they think I’m crazy: George Looney
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You might find me beautiful if I cover my bald spot: Kristen Wig
15. I’ll be there for you, and I’m really, really strong.
16. My rap music may be a bit on the dark side.
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I’m a rapper but I should sing a Thompson Twins song: Dr. Dr
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I love to collect too many things, especially controversy: Hoard Stern
19. I was a great tennis player until that dramatic explosion.
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My fried chicken is really made from rubber duckie: Ernie Sanders
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I really really really really really really really love glam rock: Avid Bowie
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I bring art to the conjunction junction: And Warhol
23. I’m awfully good looking, especially when I glow in the dark.
- I might trade my shield for some places down by the river: Chris Vans
25. My capris always have a spot on them.
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I’ve starred in lots of movies, ironically never as an astronaut, but what most people don’t know is that I can run real fast: Kevin Pacey
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I hate them damn rebels… Hate them. Hate them. HATE THEM. SO MUCH!: Ulysses Rant
28. I’m quite diminutive, but I am still at this location, over there, and everywhere.
29. We’ll get you to the other side, but unconventionally.
30. If you can extract something valuable from it, I invented it.
31. I play versatile cultural roles, primarily for the horses and pigs.
32. I am a friend to post-impressionists everywhere.
33. I should wear a Bill the Cat shirt when I golf.
34. Don’t know why I built that huge boat.
I think I’ve bolded the unsolved ones and put the answers to the correctly guessed ones. Apologies for any errors.
Al Ore?
Bingo.
- My pretty blue eyes water if I sniff myself.
- When it comes to diamonds, I always blow out the competition.
Rank Sinatra…good god.
- I’m known for dancing privately, but my moves are often recycled.
Tin Turner?
16. My rap music may be a bit on the dark side.
Will Sith!
HA!
- I should star in “Cardigans for Communists.”
Noah Jones!
- I am a friend to post-impressionists everywhere. - Pal Gauguin
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Taking an undefeated all the way to the championship makes me want to dance around in a grass skirt.
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Appropriately, singing “Black Dog” makes me hot and tired.
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I like to shake off, shake off all the impurities in my flour.
- I like to shake off, shake off all the impurities in my flour. - Taylor Sift
- Taking an undefeated all the way to the championship makes me want to dance around in a grass skirt. - Don Hula
There were two correct answers. I would have accepted Pal Cezanne as well. (In fact, Cezanne was the one I originally thought of.)
Robert Pant.