Almost Famous People

Corrrrectamundo!

Jean Mart?

Yup.

  1. Between vampire hair and a fishy face, I’m a bit odd looking.
  1. I’m still dead, but I’m worth about $1.02 now.

I’ll compile the unsolved ones again:

6. I prove sharks can be excellent at standardized tests.

15. I’ll be there for you, and I’m really, really strong.

19. I was a great tennis player until that dramatic explosion. (Alternate answer “Arthur Ash” already given)

29. We’ll get you to the other side, but unconventionally.

31. I play versatile cultural roles, primarily for the horses and pigs.

36. When it comes to diamonds, I always blow out the competition.

42. I should hold my new phone a cubit from my ear.

**43. You could call me a golden god of the kitchen. ** (Alternate answer “Rachel Ra” already given.)

**44. Wait, wait, I need to light up this doobie. **

**48. I’m a baseball player who is way cooler than you are, though I hope I don’t get too popular. **

**50. I’m a seminal film director with a case of the clap. **

**51. My best friend’s boyfriend Ken always ogles me when I drop by to sing. **

52. I’ll probably change your diapers if you cross the continental divide.

**54. Between vampire hair and a fishy face, I’m a bit odd looking. **

**55. I’m still dead, but I’m worth about $1.02 now. **

  1. I could be a synthetic cow.

  2. I am licensed to take lots of steroids.

Yan Goes?

Heh…no, sorry. I do like the “Brazilian” tie-in, though.

  1. I like to do impressions, but only while covered in tiny spots.
  1. My face was damaged in a car accident, not while looking at myself.
  1. If I went to Lankhmar, I’d find some swanky digs.

LOL You were on the right track, jsgoddess.

  1. It makes me sick to hear about the terrible things I did in the past.

Mark Race?

I’m going to say this fits as an answer — nicely done! But when you figure out the one I was thinking of, you’ll find it fits even better.

I really don’t think these are solvable as-is, so I’m revising them.
6. I prove sharks can test well enough to get into grad school.

  1. I look at my mountain before I ski, then I cover my eyes, then I look again.

Courteney Ox!

Ill Cosby?

How about when I confess I started thinking about the “Dal Lama” singing karaoke?

Yes to Cosby. Try spelling the first name Doll instead of Dal.