No where to go for the holidays? Willing to travel? Anyone who doesn’t want to be alone and is willing to come to Oklahoma is more than welcome here at the HenHouse! Just an offer because I don’t want anyone alone and feeling unloved 
For a crazy ole hen, you sure are sweet. 
Well, I’m already in Oklahoma but the wrong part of Oklahoma and a road trip of more than an hour or so with both my kids is just no fun.
Phooey.
I will be alone both Thanksgiving and X-mas do to some poor planning by the Missus.
So thanks for the offer.
Maybe I’ll send you some pictures of my belly. It’s much smaller now – I’ve been working out and stuff.
I gotta know…Are you going to have family there? I can see this now:
Cousin: Uh…Hen…um…Who is that guy at the end of the table?
Hen: Oh, he is someone from my message board.
Cousin: oh?
Hen: He was all by his lonesome for the holidays, so I thought it would be nice to invite him.
Cousin: Well, that is nice. Where is he from?
Hen: Detroit, I think.
Doorbell rings 600 more dopers walk in
Cousin: Uh, Hen…
Sounds like fun! 
Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons!
~Well it’s the way we shake and sway…And it’s the passion that you play… -Better Than Ezra
Actually it’s just me and my two Hatched Eggs this holiday season. And if I did have any family showing up they could bite me, gee want to eat my home made bread then be shocked by 60 strangers coming in! HMPH My house my strangers dang it!
Oh and Snooooop? I love your belly big or small…it’s the attitude that excites me!
Thanksgiving is not a big holiday for my family, and part of the family is going to be out of town. My husband wants to go hunting with his buddy, and that would be fine with me. All I want to do for all four days is decorate and shop for Christmas!!! Woo-hoo!