Alphabetical how long to close the trail because of bears

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Vacillating bears: Trail will remain open. No, they’re closed. Wait, let’s leave them open. No, I think they should be closed. OK, then we’ll close the trails. Or maybe we’ll leave them open for a bit…?

102

Water bears - Trail remains open, just remember to STAY ON THE TRAIL.

103

Xylophone-playing bears: Keep trail open but charge admission.

104

Yogi Bears. Trails are open, but campers are reminded to keep an eye on their pic-a-nic baskets.

105

ZZZZ Bears: The trail is open as long as you remember to tiptoe.
In the forest, the mighty forest, the bear sleeps today.

106

Aweemo-weh bears: Trails will be closed to protect hikers from acquiring debilitating ear worms.

107

B.b.b.b.bad to the bone bears.
Rangers would shut the trail but are cowering in secured premises.
Hikers can take a walk.

108

Chicago Bears.

They don’t strike fear into the heart of anyone, so no closures necessary.

109

Ding-dong bears: Trails are closed while authorities investigate reports of these bears running up to hikers and poking their nipples.

110

Electrifying bears: trail is closed while bears’ chills stop multiplying.

111

-“BB”-

112

Fozzie Bears: The trail will remain open; however, the stand-up improv show for this evening has been cancelled.

-“BB”-

113

Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear. Really a refugee from the “I Like Bananas a Bunch” thread. Be gentle with it. No need to close the trail.

114

Hulk Bears: Trails are open, but don’t make them angry. You wouldn’t like them when they’re angry.

115

Indulgent bears
Humour them, let them have your lunch or snack on the slowest moving of your tour group. It’s all for a good cause. Trails remain open.

116

Jehovah’s bears: Trail remains open, but you are advised to take an alternative
route.

117

Kid-friendly bears: They may look friendly but don’t let them approach children. Trails will be closed until they move on.

118

Languid bears. Trails remain open, they’ve fattened up a bit and you aren’t worth the effort.

119

Mithril-Armoured +3 CR9 Assassin/Sorceror Half-Bears: While the game’s in session, the park is open; the bears are too busy rolling d20s to care about you.

120

Nosferatu bears - Trails are open during daylight hours only.