Alright, I'm here. Let's get this thing going...

Did he step into another bathroom in their house?

And, to satisfy the people in need of a body…
Was the puddle left by the draining blood of their murdered butler who has since been buried in the backyard?

Don’t worry. If Ed doesn’t fix the plumbing, there will be a body.

Was there a drain on the bathroom floor itself?

Is it odd that the husband would ask his wife about the bathroom floor before she says anything about the puddle?

Was there a leak somewhere else in the house?

Finagle asks: Just to make sure – the bathroom that the wife was insisting was flooded is the same as the one the man went into?
NO!!

Connor asks: Does the wife believe the puddle of water to be somewhere other than the floor?
IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING

Mullinator asks: Did he step into another bathroom in their house?
YOUR QUESTION ASSUMES FACTS NOT IN EVIDENCE

And, to satisfy the people in need of a body…
Was the puddle left by the draining blood of their murdered butler who has since been buried in the backyard?
NO. ::writing that one down for future use::

Mojo asks: Was there a drain on the bathroom floor itself?
NO

Is it odd that the husband would ask his wife about the bathroom floor before she says anything about the puddle?
IT’S NOT ODD TO ME, BUT THEN I KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON. IT SHOULD PROBABLY SEEM ODD TO YOU, YES.

Flypsyde asks: Was there a leak somewhere else in the house?
NO

Would the family psychiatrist describe the wife as not so much “A-OK” as he would describe her as “whacked in the head”?

Hmmm. Perilously close to having that angry mob storm Mystery Mountain there, Bricker.

So did the man notice that there was no water in the toilet/sink/bath, implying a big leak towards the downstairs bath?

Connor asks: Would the family psychiatrist describe the wife as not so much “A-OK” as he would describe her as “whacked in the head”?

NO

The bathroom the wife was referring to was located below the bathroom the husband checked. The upstairs bathroom was leaking.

Or something. If there’s no body, I get bored.

Okay, let’s clear something up.

Was Ed blind?

Was his wife blind?

Just checking, since the earlier question had two parts.

Was the “puddle in the bathroom” the hole in the outhouse?

Did the husband just fix a leak in the ceiling of the lower bathroom (now dry) causing the upper bathroom to flood?

Finagle asks: Hmmm. Perilously close to having that angry mob storm Mystery Mountain there, Bricker.
NEVER SUGGEST THAT UNTIL YOU’VE HEARD THE ANSWER.

So did the man notice that there was no water in the toilet/sink/bath, implying a big leak towards the downstairs bath?
NO

SwimmingRiddles asks: The bathroom the wife was referring to was located below the bathroom the husband checked.
NO!!

The upstairs bathroom was leaking.
NO!!

Or something.
WELL, YES.

If there’s no body, I get bored.
SORRY.

Flypsyde asks: Okay, let’s clear something up. Was Ed blind?
NO

Was his wife blind?
NO

Mojo asks: Was the “puddle in the bathroom” the hole in the outhouse?
NO

Axel Wheeler asks: Did the husband just fix a leak in the ceiling of the lower bathroom (now dry) causing the upper bathroom to flood?
NO

Brand new highly reflective tiles?

Are they talking on the phone?

Has there at any point been a puddle of water in the bathroom Ed went into?

Finagle asks: Brand new highly reflective tiles?
NO

Bricker asks: Did Ed ask his wife other questions?
YES

Is English the native language for Ed?

For his wife?