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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
81

Axel Wheeler asks: Are they talking on the phone?
NO

Connor asks: Has there at any point been a puddle of water in the bathroom Ed went into?
NO!!

82

Flypsyde asks: Is English the native language for Ed?
YES

For his wife?
YES

83

Are they on a boat?

Is it raining?

Is there a flood?

84

Did the water in the bathroom that is flooded come from the bathroom Ed went into?

85

Finagle asks: Are they on a boat?
NO

Is it raining?
NO

Is there a flood?
NO

Axel Wheeler asks: Did the water in the bathroom that is flooded come from the bathroom Ed went into?
NO!!

86

Are we anywhere close to getting this one?

87

Was she referring to somebody else’s bathroom?

88

Is ice involved?

89

Are Ed and wife trying to figure out why there is water on the floor, or is this part of a bigger mystery (e.g. who broke into their house)?

Is the answer to the puddle part of the mystery simply that someone took a shower there?

90

Connor asks: Are we anywhere close to getting this one?
NO. THE ONLY TWO BRUSHES YOU’VE HAD WITH INSIGHT HAVE BEEN STUDIOUSLY IGNORED. OF COURSE, I USE ‘YOU’ IN ITS INDEFINITE SENSE. WHEN THE PUZZLE MASTER HIMSELF POSES A QUESTION AND GIVES THE ANSWER, THAT’S USUALLY A GOOD CLUE.

91

Was the time between her visit to the bathroom and his visit greater than 15 minutes?

92

Alright, I’m taking off for lunch. See ya when I get back.

93

Axel Wheeler asks: Was she referring to somebody else’s bathroom?
YES, IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING

Connor asks: Is ice involved?
YES, IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING

Finagle asks: Are Ed and wife trying to figure out why there is water on the floor, or is this part of a bigger mystery (e.g. who broke into their house)?
YES

Is the answer to the puddle part of the mystery simply that someone took a shower there?
NO

94

Mojo asks: Was the time between her visit to the bathroom and his visit greater than 15 minutes?
YOUR QUESTION ASSUMES FACTS NOT IN EVIDENCE

95

Was he checking their bathroom in order to determine whether it was flooded?

96

Axel Wheeler asks: Was he checking their bathroom in order to determine whether it was flooded?
NO!!

97

Had the puddle the wife found frozen by the time he checked it?

Was it an unheated bathroom?

98

Did he ask her “Why did you leave the window open in the bathroom?!? Its 30 below out there, no wonder you fell on your ass, that huge puddle has frozen over!”?

99

Let us call the bathroom that the wife insisted had a puddle on the floor Bathroom A; and the bathroom that Ed checked Bathroom B.

Was there ever really a puddle on the floor of Bathroom A?

Did Ed think his wife was talking about Bathroom B when she was talking about the puddle?

Is Bathroom A the same as Bathroom B?

Are Bathroom A and Bathroom B connected or adjoined in any way (above one another, below one another, etc.)

Did it matter to Ed whether there was a puddle on the floor of Bathroom A?

JMCJ

“Y’know, I would invite y’all to go feltch a dead goat, but that would be abuse of a perfectly good dead goat and an insult to all those who engage in that practice for fun.” -weirddave, set to maximum flame

100

Are they building a house?