Alright, who wants to throw tomatoes at a medical school admissions essay?

Inspired by previous threads, I invite you all to criticize, analyze, and comment upon my medical school admissions essay. Don’t be shy, gather round, there’s a fleshy, awkward sentence for everyone to grab onto and rip apart.

“My first patient was as a sophomore in high school. He was an 83 year old stroke patient, and I knew how to take a blood pressure. I didn’t introduce myself or ask him about what I was about to do before grabbing his arm. We were both anxious, but he was stricken with aphasia and paralyzed on the left side of his body, so all he did was stutter when I tore off the blood pressure cuff. A firefighter cautioned, “Easy!” but I was missing the point. We had arrived in a large red quarter million dollar truck with flashing lights and siren; what was the point of wasting precious seconds talking to patients? It was unfortunate that, in my haste, I had forgotten what his blood pressure actually was.

Fortunately, the Los Angeles firefighters knew better. After three more years under their tutelage, I had seen what a group of medical professionals was capable of. I saw how they could combine patient interaction and diagnostic techniques to deliver both top-rate emergency care and comfort to people in need of assistance.

Learning about and applying medicine triggers my intellectual curiosity in the same way that the best of my high school and college career has. It has been on opportunity to study the incredible organization and efficiency in the human body, and brought meaning and purpose to chemistry, even organic chemistry!

The chance to work with patients drove me back to volunteer at the firehouse weekend after weekend for as long as I could. When I graduated from high school, I sought out a search and rescue organization, received my EMT-B certification, volunteered at Lutheran Hospital over the summer when I worked on organic chemistry, and took a position as a residential advisor to provide the same guidance, advice, and support that my RA provided to me as a freshman.

Since my first interactions with medicine in high school, I have had a great deal of opportunity to see more aspects of medical care; inside of spotless new under-worked suburban emergency departments, over-worked urban emergency departments, dilapidated nursing homes, resource rich endoscopy clinics, and resourceful immunization clinics. I’ve fed Alzheimer’s patients, been a part of the mountain rescue team that provides comfort and reassurance to fallen climbers as well as a ride off of the mountain, provided an open door and support to freshmen stressed and away from home for the first time, and helped to bridge the gaps in patient care that open up in a busy ER.

This past summer I was fortunate enough to have the opportunity to work with
an exceptional group of biochemists working to further basic understanding of telomeres and the enzyme telomerase. That position gave me an increased respect for the amazing complexity and design that drive even the “simplest” biological systems. Working within the lab has made my communication, research, and argumentation more precise and effective. I’ve been permitted a glimpse of how science works and I’ve discovered the intellectual joy of designing and carrying out experiments that yield meaningful results. Nonetheless, although I have a tremendous respect for the individuals that expand our fundamental knowledge of nature, my clinical and research experiences have allowed me to learn that my true passion in life lies with clinical medicine and translational research.

Through medical school, internship, residency, and practice as a physician, I will become a doctor that will serve his patients with compassion, technical expertise, openness to change, and an eye for the larger forces that can affect the way that medicine is practiced, such as expanding healthcare costs, increasingly advanced procedures and treatments, and an aging population facing demographic crisis. I have the academic preparation to succeed in medical school, the tenacity to serve as an intern and resident, but most importantly, a passion for patient care that will serve my patients as a physician.”

shudders

oh bog, don’t remind me.

Shudders? Why, I thought you were already in medical school? Was the admissions process really that bad that even a remembrance of the essays brings back bullets of sweat?

Great essay threemae, any medical school should be proud to have you.

My one nitpick?
Your 5th paragraph.

That’s the one that actually talks about your medical experience- expand it, and allow some of the passion that fills the other paragraphs to fill that one. Don’t just tell them you’ve seen the health service at it’s best and worst, indoors and outdoors, give them a sense of what that really meant to you.

Tell them stories about how lack of resources shocked you and how you wanted to make a difference, or about how you saw how the immunisation clinic did so much more than just vaccinate kids, tell them how feeding those Alzheimer’s patients spurred you on to try and make sure that fewer people end up like that in your lifetime, and those that do receive the best care possible. Whatever those experiences taught you and how they made you feel is important.

Lots of other applicants will have worked in nursing homes, I guarantee you the majority of them will not have been affected by that job on any deep emotional level, and many of them will have been thinking “Thank Goodness when I’m a rich and famous plastic surgeon I’ll never have to deal with another GOMER again, but I can grit my teeth and do this to get into med school”.

I know you’re trying to cram a lot of experience and knowledge into one paragraph, but your essay would be stronger with just a little more detail and passion in those few lines.

Sorry, I know, nitpicky.

yes, it was that bad. well not so much the essays as the iq tests and 2hour panel interviews.

on the plus side, i thought your essay was way better than mine, and i got into all the med schools apart from oxford. although i agree with irishgirl that you could expand the 5th paragraph a bit, and maybe put in some soppy stuff that shows what a caring and compassionate person you are.

I’m not familiar with the world of med school applications, so I can’t comment about content, but I thought the phrasing of the first sentence was a little odd. I might change it to “I examined my first patient when I was a sophomore in high school” or something similar.

I was going to say similar to Fretful Porpentine about the first paragraph. More immediately comprehensible would be:

“I treated my first patient when I was a sophomore in high school. He was an 83 year old stroke patient, and I knew how to take his blood pressure.”

(Not sure if “a blood pressure” is common medical parlance, but it sounds weird to this layman.) Otherwise, very arresting and bound to get someone’s attention.

also, nothing to do with the merit of the essay as such, but what were you doing treating stroke victims with the fire department as a sophomore in high school? wouldn’t that make you 16?

No, not nitpicky at all; that’s precisely the type of input that I was searching for. I’ll try to incorporate more specific examples.

chicken of exeter, it was through ride-alongs with the local FD and volunteering with another search and rescue organization. It wasn’t actually Los Angeles, but certain details have been changed… :wink: .

I’ll go along with the rest who say that the first paragraph needs major help. I know what you are trying to say but it’s very awkward. It actually made me tune out rather than want to read more. The essay got better and better as I read on.

I understand the desire to make the opening interesting and to grab the reader’s attention, but you also have to make it easy to read. Start with something like:

“I treated (or saw) my first patient as a sophomore in high school.”

Also, don’t make yourself look callous or uncaring. Be careful about coming across as somebody who is rough with patients. Explain first why you did what you did and be sure to show that you now know better. Something like:

“Looking back, I now see how anxious the patient must have been. At the time, I was more concerned with my own anxiety and the thrill of arriving in a big red truck with flashing lights…”

…I knew how to take a blood pressure… (isn’t “reading” missing)

…It has been on opportunity… (an opportunity, I’m assuming you cut’n’pasted)… to study the incredible organization and efficiency in the human body, and brought meaning and purpose to chemistry, even organic chemistry! (AARGH! Take out this “even orgo” part, how do you know it wasn’t your reviewer’s favourite subject? Fer Chrissakes’, Medicine is 20% Mechanics and 80% Orgo)

The chance to work with patients drove me back to volunteer at the firehouse weekend after weekend for as long as I could. When I graduated from high school, I sought out a search and rescue organization, received my EMT-B certification, volunteered at Lutheran Hospital over the summer when I worked on organic chemistry, and took a position as a residential advisor to provide the same guidance, advice, and support that my RA provided to me as a freshman
(arf, arf, arf… was there a sale on commas? Rewrite it to insert some more periods, semicolons and conjunctions. You may want to put the reference to orgo in parenthesis. “, and”: this is a good marker to tell you the sentence is too long; chop up that whole sentence into enough individual sentences that you don’t need that breathing-goes-here comma)

Since my first interactions with medicine in high school, I have had a great deal of opportunity to see more aspects of medical care; inside of spotless new under-worked suburban emergency departments, over-worked urban emergency departments, dilapidated nursing homes, resource rich endoscopy clinics, and resourceful immunization clinics (kind of overwrought but I like it - hey guys, this one has an actual vocabulary!).

Through medical school, internship, residency, and (delete that comma before the and) practice as a physician, I will [become a doctor that will] (take out the , this is unnecesary filler which just makes the sentence too long) serve his (because of the cut, it’s a “my” patients now) patients with compassion, technical expertise, openness to change, and (take out that comma before the and)…

1.disclaimer: IANAD or an admissions officer
2.disclaimer: but I have a high rate of success submitting grant requests, to the point where some of my friends give me their submissions to pre-review
3.disclaimer: I chose to just give you my raw impression, rather than read what other people said. Apologies if any nails got over-hammered.

All in all, I think it’s very good.