Can anyone tell me what the horribly tasteless and foul mouthed (ie, funny) alternate lyrics to Louie Louie are? I have to give a performance for a bunch of preschoolers…
According to the National Lampoon’s Animal House book of the movie, the dirty lyrics are:
If she’s got a rag on, I’ll work above
It won’t be long, She’s slipping it off
Take her in my arms again,
Tell her I’ll never leave again
According to LouieLouie.org, the actual lyrics of this verse are:
Me see Jamaica, the moon above
Won’t be long me see me love
Take her in my arms and then
Tell her I never leave again
There are the actual lyrics, largely indecipherable from the Kingsmen’s hit recording.
There are the lyrics people thought they heard listening to that recording, e.g “Me think of girl” was heard as “F**k your girl.” They would qualify as horribly tasteless and foul-mouthed, but hardly funny or appropriate for preschoolers.
Are you thinking there’s a funny, maybe “schoolkid gross” set of lyrics? I’m not aware of any.