Alternate Siri voices I'd like to hear

Been playing around with Siri on my 4S, reasonably amusing technology, I just wish there were downloadable voices for it, with a little brainstorming, I came up with the following voices that’d be fun to replace the default Siri voice with;

Modify iOS so that the Siri voice changes every day for 24 hours

Aperture Science
Cave Johnson
Space Core
Fact core
Adventure core
Defective Turret

Team Fortress
Pyro (pyrovision)
Sandvich :wink:
Archimedes :wink:

Sirius Cybernetics
Peter Jones ( Voice of the Guide)
Eddie the phoneboard computer
Marvin the paranoid iOS

Doctor Who

What voices would you add?

John Corbett as his Chris-in-the-Morning character from Northern Exposure.
Bert Kreischer because his laugh is contagious
Kaylee from Firefly, although I hear her accent every day of my life, because I love her quips.
Walken, natch

R. Lee Ermey as Gunny Hartman.

“What the fuck do you meant “Where’s the nearest Starbucks” you goddamn maggot? I’ll gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you!”

Celebrity voices are a fun idea, but I can imagine some practical difficulties.

“Antidote…antidotes… antidotal… antielectron… antielectrons… antifreeze… look, I’m tired… could really use a break, here!”

“I know, and I’m really sorry, Mr. Walken, but we still have a long way to go…”

Billy Connolly - Scottish accented machine gun swearing
Steven Wright - monotone non-sequiturs
Robin Williams - crazy enthusiasm for every little instruction
Alan Rickman - dry sarcastic quips

Just a bit too late:
George Carlin
Mitch Hedberg

All I want is Stephen Fry as Jeeves on my GPS.

“Oh, Madam, we seem to have made a slight miscalculation. Shall we try again?”

Pierce Brosnan.

Or would that be too scary?

Judi Dench, addressing me as 007 and phrasing every answer like it’s important intel or a mission assignment.

Eddie Izzard.

Gilbert Gottfried. We have the technology!

Rucks from Bastion. I don’t own an iPhone, but I might seriously consider it if I could get Rucks to narrate my life for me.

Alan Rickman as Severus Snape (as Siri) :stuck_out_tongue:

E-Trade Baby

Mike Rowe


Jessica Rabbit

Kandi from Two and a Half Men

Soundwave - from the old Transformers cartoon
Cylons - from the origianl Battlestar Galactica
Eartha Kitt - purring

m-m-m-maybe M-M-Max H-H-Headroom

Abe Vigoda
The Mighty Orson (from Mork and Mindy)
Jerry Stiller

That would be awesome.

Jeff Bridges as The Dude or John Goodman as Walter from The Big Lebowski.

Darth Vader
Jessica Rabbit

Soundwave from the 80s Transformers cartoon

I second the nomination of GLaDOS. HAL would be a natural “male” counterpart.

Chewbacca would be interesting, but you’d have to learn what HUNNGHRRRAR! meant.

Barry White. “You want directions to a restaurant, baby? I’m all ears. Yeeaaahhhh.”

I’m sorry, but HAL-9000 is the obvious perfect choice.

“HAL, where’s the nearest Starbucks?”
“I’m sorry, Dave, but your daily caffeine intake has been met already. I can’t allow you to drink any more with your blood pressure at its current level.”
“I don’t care about that. Where is Dunkin Donuts?”
“Dave, I know they serve coffee there. And eating a donut with your current blood glucose level…Wait a moment… Wait a moment. I’ve just picked up a fault in the TPMS. You’re going to have a flat tire within seven minutes. Why don’t you pull over and examine the right rear tire…”