Alternative names used for certain products that aggravate the hell out of you

Yes, it is. Indeed, all Tennessee whiskey is legally defined as Bourbon whiskey.

Tennessee is home to other major bourbon makers, although most prefer to call their product “Tennessee whiskey” instead, including giant Jack Daniel’s. It is legally defined under Tennessee House Bill 1084, the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA), and at least one other international trade agreement as the recognized name for a straight bourbon whiskey produced in Tennessee.[47][48] It is also required to meet the legal definition of bourbon under Canadian law.[49]

I think your Plush Horse and my Plush Horse could get together for an interesting taste sensation:

Won’t someone think of the children! :eek:

Exactly, as I said in my post, “Tennessee whiskey for example (which I personally am a fan of) is legally considered to be bourbon but is usually not advertised as such.” Looks like BeeGee got suckered by their marketing efforts. The only real difference between a product like JD and bourbon is what they put on the label.

Yes, “gifted” is not the past tense form of the verb “give”, it’s a different word. It means something was given as a gift. At least as a verb, it is also used as an adjective of course to describe a person with some exceptional talent.

I have similar issues with the word “ask”, when it’s used as a noun. “I have an ask for you.” I see that at work, among management, and I think it’s one of those new professional buzzwords that are popular, like “dialoging”. It makes me want to shake my old man cane at people.

OK, let me clarify.

Poster A says “Did you hear uniformed officers maced the protesters with pepper spray?”
Poster B says “You misspelled uninformed.”

That’s funny because “uniformed” and “uninformed” look similar and both words work within the context of the sentence.

While “eye” and “mouth” both work for ______-watering, “misspelled” doesn’t work. If he had said “You should replace ‘mouth’ and ‘eye,’” that would have made more sense.

So you see, I got the joke. I’m just saying the “misspelled” part ruined it.

I think kaylasdad’s joke worked great as originally written. In fact, I agree with gdave that the obvious impossibility of genuinely confusing the words “mouth” and “eye” is what makes the “misspelling” comment funny: much funnier than it would have been in your “uniformed/uninformed” example.

The “misspelled part” is the joke. It’s ok that you didn’t find it funny - we all have different senses of humor. In fact, I personally find “you misspelled X” annoying rather than humorous. But it is the joke. It’s formulaic - what the kids these days call a “meme” - and kaylasdad99 used it exactly the way it’s supposed to be used.

Agree the “misspelled” joke only works when there’s no possible way the substituted word is a typo/spelling error. If the words are too similar the joke isn’t a joke any more. Or at least, that’s a different (and IMO less funny, more punny) joke.

YMMV.

And that would not be funny.
The joke is that the word is clearly not misspelled but is a completely different word. So no, you didn’t get it.

To illustrate matters:

I don’t endorse any of those memes, but they are examples of how the joke is commonly used.

Oh, fuck off already.

Or you can make up your own terms and see if they catch on…

When I moved to Cleveland it took me a while to figure out what red pop was. “Oh-h-h-h. It’s what I call strawberry soda.” Red pop might be more honest as it bears only a passing resemblance to strawberries.

That’s exactly what I did say. I just used circuitous wording to make a joke out of it.

That’s (demonstrably) debatable.

Oh, man. I forgot red pop was even a thing.

Is Cherikee Red still around?

Oh, it’s not just a thing, it’s a thang.
“Nah much, prob’ly get a Parmageddon and a Redpop. Wanna come with?”
And there’s no real relation to any particular fruit. It’s… red.

Another thang:
I went to school in Michigan where they drink a lot of Vernor’s, a Scratch-Yer-Throat Ginger (and other roots) Ale.

A lot a lot, to the point where they used it as a generic term:
“Hey, wanna grab a Vernor’s at the union, and go over that bio homework?”

So I point out the fault behind the use of “misspell,” and you all explain how I didn’t get the joke and essentially repeat it back to me with more examples. You should have used all bold large caps with different colors to explain it to me, like the genuine fighters of ignorance you are.

I guess I put my foot in my eye.

They changed the Vernor’s recipe. It’s sweeter than it used to be. I liked the old formula better.

And Faygo Red Pop tastes like liquid Swedish Fishes.

faygo red pop was my favourite. soooo good.

I’m a Michigander myself.

I hate Vernors. I’m a Canada Dry kinda girl.