I wanted to wish everyone a Happy Alzheimer’s Day, but I forgot.
Sorry about that! 
The joke just writes itself, doesn’t it?
It is still Saturday for two more minutes here. So just forgetfulness.
Are you sure it’s today? I thought it was on Saturday.
But isn’t Alzheimer’s day happening soon?
The jokes do write themselves, but I feel kinda bad about making them. My mom had severe Alzheimer’s and it was not in the least funny.
Every day is Alzheimer’s day.
Eh, forget it.
Forget what?
Ever hear of Waldheimer’s Disease?
It’s when you get old and forget you were a Nazi.
I can remember when nazis were very bad people like it was yesterday. But not why I came into this room for .
I’ve had friends whose parents have had Alzheimer’s and it was horrible for them. No family members so far.
My friend Mike helped manage his dad’s situation. We’d be out having fun and his mom would call. Every few weeks his dad would “freeze up” and be unwilling to move. Mike would go over and struggle to carry/drag his dad to the bedroom upstairs.
One night he managed to get him into his bed, then he went to the bathroom to wash his sweaty face. When he came downstairs to tell his mom goodbye, his dad was sitting on the couch.
My wife used to say I must have half-heimers. I wasn’t smart enough to have all-heimers.
It was Saturday? I must have forgot.