LOL!
Well, the votes are in. Your definition of a dweeb might vary, of course, but it seems none of you sees me as one, at least not in the bad sense (nodding at TM).
Thanks!
TP, it’s well known that aardvarks are lousy poets. Ok, maybe I don’t know any. Well, there’s that one in the Pink Panther cartoons… I bet he wrote one or two, and if he did, well then I bet they just sucked!
Dan
[who is an attention-hog]
I’ve made occasional attempts at highbrow flirting on these boards, and they’ve been resoundingly ignored. Please proceed in persistently posting your particular puerile piffle. Guys only do things like that for one reason. It works.
If you are a dweeb, your enthusiasm and optimism reflect credit on dweebs everywhere.
Now there’s a compliment. Almost sig material! Thanks.
I think I’ve gotten all the pity I can stand. Thank you all for getting me through the day and over the hump (figuratively speaking, you naughty Nellies).
This thread can now be closed, if any moderator feels like it. Or not. I’m so ambivalent. I think.
Gee, I remembered both as pretty nice...Well, I’ve noticed that if you’re not flamingly obvious about it, people rarely notice you ARE flirting. However, even back when I was flirting (lo, these many…days ago), I couldn’t bring myself to type, “Oh yeah, baby, do [obvious action] to my [lame anatomical pun]. I love it when you [random salacious verb]. [Phonetic groans.]”
Personally, I’d rather be ignored.
Eh, what do YOU know? You were drunk. 
Dan, don’t feel too badly. You have a gift. I can’t even get my own wife to talk, much less flirt, with me in here If you are a dweeb, then I am truly pathetic indeed. I’ve run into one person so far that I’ve been able to have something resembling conversation with. Most of my posts and all but one of my emails are ignored. I don’t let it bother me, so you shouldn’t let it get you down either. It’s all about style, and you certainly have it, so be proud of it!
Strictly speaking, shouldn’t that be “I remembered all three…”
I’ve been trying to figure that out, myself. There are times when I wish I could be obvious.
Well, you know, sucking isn’t always necessarily a bad thing! As a matter of fact, I’ve often been told it can be pretty good. 
[sub]Trying to fill the flirt requirement here. Is it working?[/sub]
Thanks TD and TP… (man, lotta T’s here… hehe)
Yes, sucking can be very good. Very stimulating… Nudge nudge wink wink…
Far be it from me to keep you from sucking, TP!
Thanks, TDog. I like TM; I consider her a real good kid. You take good care of her, ok? And don’t let her kick yer ass… she’s an aggressive one, isn’t she? 
So, as I was saying, dantheman, ten years ago anyone who spent this much time on a computer when they didn’t HAVE to was by default a dweeb, but things have progressed so far in the decade of the Nineties that either:
Sitting at a computer for hours on end has become quite socially acceptable, or,
We have gradually all become dweebs as the decade progressed.
Hi Opal!
[sub] Gee, I wonder if Turbo Dog got the joke?[/sub]
Well, let me stimulate you a little further by showing you just how much and how thoroughly I suck.
I think I’ll start here.
gets up on tip-toe and begins to gently suck dan’s ear
[sub]How’s that for a start?[/sub]
Dan’s not a dweeb. Not, not, not. He’s one of the nicest guys I’ve ever had the opportunity to know.
[sub]…and he’s babealicious…[/sub]
that’s a pretty darn good start! But I have morals! I have ethics! Or did… Let the debauchery continue! Shiver shiver shiver… Goosebumpies… :: eyes wide open, mouth agape ::
[BTW, thanks Persephone… course, now I feel like a candy bar or worse, a cereal: “He’s magically babelicious!”]
At least I’m getting a good reaction. Always a positive sign. Where to next… kisses down the jawline to suck on dan’s bottom lip before kissing him soundly
Here, I think.
A … good… sopt… spot.
O wond’rous devil! Tempting, teasing, leading with your mind over my body to the very pinnacle of physical empowerment… [breaks off, haltingly, as TP’s lips approach his, then dart back down to the nape of his neck…]
Ooh! I think I hit the poetic spot! I’m going to have to investigate this further.
continues kissing dan’s neck, with occassional darts to his lips, hoping to hear more
Doth mine eyes deceive me? A vision pure, with agile tongue and rosey, virtuous lips, smothering me with full affections! I’m all a-quiver, anticipating the newest onslaught of lust…
shiver Mmmm… You’re right. It DOES seem to be fairly… stimulating. It’s hard to keep my mind on the task at tongue. But I’ll try.
kisses down his neck to suck gently at it’s base
[Resists the urge to say, “All my base are belong to you!”]
Stammer… stammer… stammer… My dear, you need to wander south… Due south. Do not stop until you reach the Mighty Geyser of Libio…
Is this your way of telling me I should prepare for a hot explosion?
begins to trail her kisses south