Hammy's dissing the flirters again. Tally-ho!

The BBQ Pit
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All right, since there’s yet ANOTHER thread made for nothing but flirting, to go with the other flirting threads that come and go, yea, with the reliability of the tides themselves.

Here’s my thought…why don’t we just list everyone who gets mentioned multiple times in flirt threads (and they all protest - ALMOST EVERY TIME - that they’re shocked to be noticed :rolleyes: )?

Note: I have nothing against any of these people, and think several of them are pretty cool. However, can we all just maybe take it as a given that these people are going to be on peoples’ lists of people they want to do, so that we don’t have to keep watching the same names pop up alla’ damned time?

“So don’t read the flirt threads.” So don’t read mine. How hard is that? :smiley:

Anyhow, I’ll start…and if anyone can think of anyone else whose name it seems like you see ALL THE TIME, please feel free to add on.

jarbabyj
hardygrrl
nymysys
gingerofthenorth
crankyasanoldman (what is it with these run-on names??)
esprix
scylla

(Capitalization ignored out of sheer laziness)

Anyone else?

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Well, after being named in the thread linked in the OP, I did express shock. And I was surprised. But you can’t put my name on that list because I can think of several flirt threads that never mention me. Does this mean I’m not a “flirter”? WOO!

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How could you forget Superdude:confused: I’ve never seen him miss a chance to flirt.

Steven

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I would post to this thread, but I stay as far away from flirt threads as humanly possible, so I don’t know whose name comes up constantly. Ummm…Fenris maybe? Sue Dunhym (sorry for the bastardization of your last name)? Geobabe? I dunno. I will never read a flirt thread as long as I live - that I promise you.

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I don’t flirt. I don’t have the the finesse.

So, I just say, “Lemmee see your tits.”

It never works. Not even on my wife’s mother.

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Hamadryad is flipping out about flirt threads again. Autumn already? My, how time flies! :wink:

I’d like to flirt, but I’ve already got enough restraining orders against me.

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Oh, but it would damage my ego terribly if I didn’t get mentioned.

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Excuse me! Whom exactly do you think Esprix is flirting WITH?

I am proud to have contributed some of the most explicitly prurient flirtation yet to have been seen on these boards, and I’ll thank you to remember that.

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What does it really matter?

We have:

I hit 100, 500, 1000, 2000 – I have too many posts threads

Too numorous to count Osama bin Ladin threads

Gross things you do in the bathroom threads

Gross things you do in public threads

Appreciate “so-and-so threads”

Ask the “insert name, profession, sexual preference, biggest nose-picker” threads

So what Hama, pass by them, stand by your conviction that they are not worthy threads and not even give it a second look. The wheels of your world aren’t spinning around the Earth but your thinking is as such. These threads happen, they’ve happened before, they will happen again.

I for one can’t stand such threads, as well as the others listed above. (I made one exception for MrCynical – Manervant herbaciousness, sorry hun your name will always be Brian or MrCynical) but I avoid the rest with best intentions not to get it to wad my panties.

So rather than bitch about the obvious, find a thread you enjoy and support those.

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I must be derelict in my flirting duties . . .

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Are you jealous? 'Cause you sound like you’re jealous.

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You and me both, baby.

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techie: “So what Hama, pass by them, stand by your conviction that they are not worthy threads and not even give it a second look. The wheels of your world aren’t spinning around the Earth but your thinking is as such. These threads happen, they’ve happened before, they will happen again.”

I’ll quote myself at you, since you obviously missed the tone of the OP completely:

“‘So don’t read the flirt threads.’ So don’t read mine. How hard is that? :D”

Duh.

Green Bean: BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

To everyone who mentioned another name (or themselves, thank you matt_mcl), that’s the whole point. I didn’t try to pretend that my initial post was conclusive. Also I didn’t want to hurt the ego of anyone who so obviously craves the attention afforded by flirt threads. (Actually, I’m kidding…but you don’t KNOW that, do you? Bwahahahaha!!!)

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Sorry, I did miss the tone of your thread…life happens.

But still, you do this once a year, is it worth it.

< grin >

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I wuz hoping this would turn into a catfight.

Well, it’s still early.

What we need here is a haiku. I can’t do it, because I only write epic poetry.

Who’s up for it?

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I’m never mentioned
In these gross, mushy flirt threads
I’m so fucking sad.

How’s that, Slip? Think I could get published?

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I bow before your brilliance, FireUnderpantsBoobs.

Truly, the Muses are with you on this night.

Make haste before the dawn breaks!

Write more. :slight_smile:

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I’m not sure if I should be thrilled or sad that I am no longer considered to be a big flirt. ::sigh::

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Hama –

Hey, baby.

I, uh…yeah. I’m like, a cool dude or something.

Wanna go down to the Quickie-Mart? I’ll buy you some nachos, then we can go back to your place and do it.

So, howabout it?

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::shakes head::

Oh Hama. Your standards are slipping. The only way this one is going to reach three pages is by all those very flirt-dopers you wish to condemn coming here to proudly add their name to the roll!

No invective. Little that can be taken out of context. Bonus Hama-points for linking a thread, admittedly, but you lose LOTS of Hama-points because the thread you linked is actually directly relevant to your point.

Dammit girl - you KNOW that these periodical diatribes are the only thing that keep me going in this grim old world. This just won’t do. The only way out I can see is for you to say something ambiguous for techchick to take offence at. Quickly. Otherwise we’re all done for.

Yours sincerely

pan