I’m sick of Hama threads complaining about flirt threads. Just as the seasons pass, the world turns, and Hamastarts a thread complaining about flirting. (And mentioning Jarbaby and Hardy!! Quelle Surprise!!)
get off the high horse Hama, its not becoming of you.
Yes Hama I’m afraid that this thread is not up to your usual quality of Pit thread. But hey, we all have a bad day every now and then.
And there are as many people on this board that agree with you as there are that disagree with you, so go forth on your mission. Maybe some day it will sink in to some.
And to the list:
Crunchy Frog
MsRobyn
Purplebear
TruePices
Gunslinger
racinchickie
And you have to admit, Hama after the pictures of the doperfest where jarbabyj flashed her boobs numerous times and then the pics were posted on the board for 10,000 strangers to view, she would rate high on the flirt curve. So she deserves a few flirt posts.
Carry on.
That’s the spirit, Twisty! We’ll make a meaty one out of this yet!
Woohoo!
How dare you Hama? How DARE you? If I wish to have my ego stroked, then dammit, I’ll have my ego stroked! If want to be well known and loved the whole board over, then I SHALL BE KNOWN AND LOVED! If I wish to fuel the nocturnal emissions of every male Doper, then it is my Cecil given right to give the impression that I post naked from work.
If I do not type “how you doin’?” at least once a day, I feel unfulfilled.
I’m so upset right now. Somebody hold me.
I think I may have to create an entire Forum on my Board called “Flirt with Hama!”, and make hardygrrl and techchick68 the Moderators. 
You.
mouthbreather: “So, howabout it?”
No.
kabbes: “The only way out I can see is for you to say something ambiguous for techchick to take offence at.”
I already did. It’s HER fault for bothering to actually read my reply this time…blame the lack of knee-jerk invective on HER.
TwistofFate: It would be so much easier to address you if I had the slightest idea of whether you were kidding or not.
ultress: “…after the pictures of the doperfest where jarbabyj flashed her boobs numerous times…”
I never saw any of those! Damn…I always miss the GOOD links.
Biggirl: “How dare you Hama? How DARE you?”
How dare I what? Not mention your name? Looks like you took care of that FOR me. Oh, did you think I had said to stop flirting? Point me to where that was…I missed it.
Anthracite: “I think I may have to create an entire Forum on my Board called “Flirt with Hama!”, and make hardygrrl and techchick68 the Moderators.”
You’re welcome to, but I have a feeling it will not only NOT be a draw, but actually drive users AWAY…and I think you have more business sense than that.
Anybody wanna screw?
Posidrive or flathead?
I must say that I do realize my name comes up often, and yet…I’ve been trying to avoid flirt threads for many many months for this very reason.
Dammit. I want you all to love me for my caustic wit and vast knowledge of boy bands and dairy products.
LOOK BEYOND MY KICKING RACK, people 
jar
[celestina stamps her foot on the floor and crosses her arms]
Dangit! I never make Hama’s Pit-Flirt-Fuck-You List! 
What is it, Hama? Why am I not good enough yet? Why don’t you hate me? Don’t I flirt enough on the boards for you to poke fun at me? Do I have to provide a resume for you in order to be considered for inclusion in the Flirters Club? I’ll have you know that I flirt every fucking chance I get on the boards. I’ve flirted in just about every Forum from the Pit to GD, and I’ve done it well too. I’ve even flirted in French and Spanish. I’m really trying, you know. I’m truly crushed that you didn’t notice. I’m just so hurt right now. I need for some nice, strong Doper fella to hold me close, maybe dance with me, compose me a nice poem, and tell me things will really be okay.
[sniff. celestina’s lower lip trembles and her eyes tear up, but she bravely takes a deep breath and is determined not to give in to the good cry she wants to have.]
Yes Hama, how dare you not mention my name! How many flirt threads do I have to participate in in order to incur your wrath?
What in the hell do I have to do to be well-known and loved around here?
Link?!
I never get mentioned in flirting threads. Ever. What am I, chopped liver? sniffle. There had better be some lascivious looks and improper propositions at Dope-a-Ween, people!
I would like a link to those, too. Because as far as I knew, my boobs were totally clothed for all of Dopefest. I showed my CLEAVAGE…and that is all.
jar
Well, so much for slacking off on my flirting…who the hell do I have to sleep with to get noticed in a Hammie thread?
[sub]Hey Turbo…I’ll take your screw and up you a nail.[/sub]
All the boys flirt with Jarbaby and she admits that she didn’t really even show her boobs. I’m willing to take off my top and do back flips on a trampoline and STILL don’t get noticed.
That’s okay, us unflirtables will have our own orgy and not invite the rest of ya. Who’ll be crying then, huh!?!?!?
That’s right.
Me!
Oh, wait…you did that.
Uhm…
I’M SORRY! FORGIVE ME FOR NOT INCLUDING YOU! I APOLOGIZE FROM THE DEPTHS OF MY UNWORTHY BEING!
If you’re having orgasms, it’ll be me.
