If you whine about your problems, but do nothing about them, then yes, you are a loser. If you take steps to fix what’s wrong, then you’re not a loser, you’re just in transition.
Anybody who feels it is OK to lie about your relatives being killed in WWII, in concentration camps, because they were Jews, just to divert the attention from a piss-poor flame (Ha! It was only satire! No, really!) is, indeed, a fucking loser. And a fucking lowlife mindless idiot to boot. Fucker.
Carry on.
Yes, you are a loser.
Now maybe if you took your sorry ass outside and did something productive instead of looking towards others for platitudinous reasurrance, you would get good grades and some poontang.
Well, the only thing I’d look at you & make a judgement on would be the 26,000 in debt. If it’s college loans & stuff like that, then that’s cool, and no, you’re not a loser.
If it’s 26,000 on credit cards & car notes & generally frivolous stuff, then, well… yep. That’s pretty irresponsible. Signs point toward loser.
Keep in mind, you asked!
Well, seeing as how you typed “loser” instead of “looser”, then I would say that you just have problems, and are not a loser.
It depends on whether or not you’re willing to improve your situation, or just whine about how it sucks.
Like goboy said, that’s the only real difference between a loser and someone who’s just in a tough spot due to being a shit-head.
On the other hand:
Personally, I don’t like you.
I think you’re a dim-witted, sacless shmuck.
But you have an excuse, you can blame your parents.
Since you live with mommy and daddy like a jagoff, you march right into the family room, look your mom straight in the eye and tell her
"No more drinking while you’re pregnant!"
Aaaahhh, I feel such love on this board!
Ya know, judging from the reactions of 98% of the wimmin on this board, all you have to do is show up at a doperfest and that’ll change in a hurry.
And I’m none of the above, except possibly for that last point. Which goes to show:
Ding, ding! The funny-in-a-wheel-of-karma-sort-of-way thing is, your winner/loser attitude has NOTHING to do with the outside trappings and everything to do with what’s inside your head. That doesn’t help, does it? You have to chip away at the rock. Ahh, the human condition. Written as a tragedy, reads as a comedy.
The question is: Do you want to be a loser?
—I’ve been in college for six straight years.
Not a big deal. Are you in med school or just pissing around? Well, hurry up and get your degree.
— I live with my parents (right now, not always)
No problem, save on rent and food!
— I haven’t even KISSED a girl for about 18 months.
Everyone has dry spells. And when I had mine, there was no Internet around.
— I’m 70 pounds overweight.
Need to lose weight!
— I get lousy grades.
Can you do better?
— I’m losing my hair.
No problem, shave your head and look tough.
— I drive a piece of shit car that I can’t afford to fix when it breaks down. I’m barely old enough tio drink but I’m $26,000 in debt.
If it’s student loans don’t worry, you should start making money when you graduate. Actually you should be a genius, you can barely drink yet you’ve done 6 years of college, congratulations, did you get in when you were 15?
— Everyone in the Pit seems to hate me.
Don’t piss people off and it should be OK.
You are not a loser, but you could be.
Are you my ex-bf? Because you sound just like him, and he was a total fucking loser.
In my not-so-humble opinion, yes, you are a loser and an asshole. Of course, it may have just been a bad first and continuing impression, but hey, I might be willing to change my mind if I see a change for the better in you. Considering the way you lied, bullshitted, and attacked me and others personally, it would take quite a lot for that to happen.
Maybe I’ve just filtered out the obnoxious posts written by you on this board, I don’t know. I don’t take kindly to someone deliberately being nasty and rude on a MB. So if you’ve done that…stop! That is a loser thing to do.
But, to treat the OP seriously, what defines a “loser”? I have thought about this, because sometimes I worry that I am one. I guess many of us have. And if you go by some random person’s arbitrary and possibly stringent guidelines to loserhood, than most of us have probably qualified (in someone’s eyes) as a loser at one point or another.
When I was going through a low patch, and really thought I was a total loser, one of my friends asked me, “Would you steal money out of your mother’s purse?” And of course the answer was no - I had never done that. He said, “THAT is what a loser does.” My friend is a cop, I suspect he sees his fair share of losers, so I took his wisdom to heart. It all depends on how you look at it. How hard you are on yourself, and others? Do you think Mr. Joe SixPack with his dead end job and crappy car is automatically a “loser”? Well, I don’t. Do you think someone is a “loser” because they are fat, or wear ugly clothes? I don’t. If a person has a crappy job, crappy car, looks like crap, but they are well-liked, and try to be decent human beings, and are trying to overcome their mistakes, they are not losers. That’s my criteria.
I think other people have put it better than me on this thread - if you are having a bad patch of luck, but are working on improving it, you are not a loser. If you are just a whiner who blames everyone else for your troubles, and often plays the “victim” card - well, you might not be a loser yet, but that is the way you are headed.
It is also my belief that loserhood is not necessarily permanent. A person can grow out of it. Even if you are headed that way (and I don’t know if you are or not) it doesn’t have to stay that way.
Whether or not you’re a loser is up to you. If YOU think you’re a loser, you are. So…are you a loser?
Ah, Drainy, Drainy, Drainy… you’ve just had a few dickish moments, is all. If you can keep from coming off so aggressively cavalier for a while, you’d see that it would do wonders for your reputation. Hell, in a week or so, I can even imagine you teaming up with Coldfire to fight the forces of evil. Well, okay, maybe TWO weeks.
As for the rest of your post… yeah, technically, you’re a loser, but just about everyone starts out as one, in their own way.
You say you have been in college for six years and yet you continue to use a euphimism for urination as your user name.
I would suggest that either you have not learned very much in your college years or that your sense of humor has not advanced past the bathroom joke stage.
If you hold yourself in low esteem, others will take you at your face value.
Maybe never. Scratch the maybe. Everybody is allowed a few minor fuckups. But some fuckups are too severe to be allowed. His lies about his family being killed in concentration camps is in that category, as far as I’m concerned.
To answer your question, “Yes, definately!!”
BTW, since you are such a fan of satire,I decided to write you a piece. Enjoy!!
Dammit Louis! There is not a damn thing wrong with potty humor.
Hey, I just realized that even not counting my own posts this thread has set a record for most posts to a thread of mine. I should’ve known the record-setter would be one that gives certain notables an easy chance to flame me!
Bear_Nenno- I would take you more seriously if you could spell “definitely.” I read your satire. It’s funny. But I thought it was about your Dad. I guess not. Oh well. Have fun writing your pieces, you don’t bother me one bit.
You want a record? Try starting a thread named “Who wants to kick my loser ass?” :rolleyes:
Seriously: with all the shit you’ve been spewing, combined with the knowledge that you seem to do it for a maximum of responses, we can only put you in one category.
Troll.