Don’t you have some slip-on shoes that don’t require lacing, strapping, or even bending over? If not, I’m afraid I can’t take your slacking seriously; you are obviously a rank amateur.
I do have such shoes, but went down to the lobby barefoot anyway, as it seemed easier than slipping them on. I confess to my amateur status at slacking, freely.
Fortunately, the snow seems to have melted.
I don’t think you’re hopeless. You’re well on your way to becoming a world class loser. 
I love making plans for a day off so I can completely ignore them and be irresponsible as all get out. As far as I can tell you’ve done everything right: abuse the Internet, watch movies, potato the couch, junk food, half dressed (me, I try to remain as naked as I can all day), barefoot in public, ignore chores, consider alcohol and chocolate options (btw, wine goes with chocolate).
Keep up the good work, it gives me something to aspire to!
Yay, first day of holidays!!
You go, FisherQueen!
You have successfully described my intended last day of shopping. Urk, that means malls in the evenings. :smack:
Do I think you’re a hopeless loser? Hell no! You now are Number One on my “Personal Heroes and People I Most Admire” list! I want to be you when/if I grow up. Which will hopefully be never.
Cheers! (clinking wine glass to whatever libation you’ve decided on.)
Fisher, I cannot believe that you managed to forget that you had the Matrix Reloaded and that you have chocolate in the house.
For THAT, yes… you should be ashamed of yourself!!
Max