Ask Weirddave. 
You know, when I saw this thread title, I thought at first glance it said “Am I hipper than Terry Bradshaw?”
Even my dad is hipper than Terry Bradshaw.
When I first read the thread title I thought it said,
Am I hippy-er then Carrie Bradshaw?
Obviously the answer is no. Carrie’s hips are much wider than Eve’s.
Reminds me a bit of Courtney Weaver, who used to write the sex column for Salon. She seemed to regard any kind of sex with horror and disgust. Maybe this Carrie Bradshaw character is based on her?
Uh…no, I don’t want to kiss any guy older than 2 years old on the mouth. When my two sons were small, they kissed everyone on the mouth…big old wet smacks! Those are the only males I’ve kissed on the mouth…kissed my Dad on the cheek at special occasions.
I really like kissing, but I think I may be hardwired to go for those feminine lips…and way too old to change. Sometimes just being me means I’m not as cool as others. Oh well.
**Chapter 3: In Which Davebear Reveals How Tragically UnHip He Is **
Umm…snogging? Who’s got the giant foam cluebat?
FTR, I take kissing very personally. I could, maybe, overcome that, if I thought it would get a big laugh, but that’s about it.
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Eve, you are far hipper than Carrie Bradshaw, as reading your threads don’t make me want to throttle you, which is my main reaction to all of the characters on Sex and the City.
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Kissing a girl - no biggie. As people who were at the NYC MegaDopefest can attest to (okay, I was a little tipsy at the time). Speaking of Sex and the City, I have a total crush on Kristin Davis, and would definitely kiss her.
Spin the Bottle? What are they, 12?
Open-mouthed kisses with other girls? Ewwwwww. Now if we’re talking a “pucker-up” kiss on the lips, the kind you might give your mom, then okay. But a real kiss to another girl? Ewwwww ewwwww ewwwww.
Going out with a bisexual man wouldn’t bother me at all.
Ehhh, I’ve had better. 
You still haven’t sent me that picture, BTW.