Nope, more’s the pity.
ETA: Your sig is really distracting sometimes. Sometimes it goes with the thread matter, sometimes it doesn’t. Sometimes it does in the weirdest way. This is one of the latter.
Mika already knows what brought this thread to mind. But I don’t want to be a prurient jerk, so I’ll say that, if only one straight guy fesses up to kissing another male, it’ll be me. It wasn’t a bad kiss, though boobs would have improved it enormously.
:: shrugs ::
I was thinking of changing it to “As Stalin said: 'Trust no one. Not even yourself. Oh wait, that was Destro. Never mind.”
I have instructed a squadrpn of flying monkeys to escort you into a continua-buggy and convey you into the GIJoeVerse to make that possible. I’ll need you to deliver a small package to General Hawke on your way back if you don’t mind.
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In the first place, have you forgotten whom you’re speaking to? I am hardly on the side of hugs, kittens, & lollipops. (Okay, that’s a lie; I like kittens.)
In the second place, the poll warns you to read the OP first, so I wouldn’t feel any pity even if I hadn’t had my heart surgically removed in 1978 and replaced with a kryptonite-powered pump/ray blaster. (Even at 9, I knew that Superman & I would never be friends.)
When we were kids, my friend and I were having a sleepover, laying in bed, talking about our very limited knowledge about boys, and were wondering what it felt like to French kiss. So we decided we didn’t want to go full on and try it, but we’re willing to touch tongues. We did. And followed with lots of “ewwww” and giggles afterward. So I’ve sort of kissed a girl but wouldn’t have a reason or desire to do it again.