Am I just a pervert?

And/or is this just a poorly composed photograph? How could they not notice?

(SFW NyTimes link)

Dude, if you are seeing sexual imagery there…you should get out more.

I’m with Oakminster. I can see it if I really try hard and then ignore a bunch of other shadows that break the “illusion”.

Are you on medication?

No if you look at the smaller picture, bottom left, it looks like a woman giving a man a BJ while smoking a meerschaum pipe… in her ear. Sexy.

Yes, you are a pervert.

Plus, did you notice how that picture looks kind of like she’s got something in her mouth?

To quote the great philosopher Tom Lehrer:
“When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.” :smiley:

I don’t think you are that perverted, but it requires ignoring the violinist in the foreground and the sheet music in the background.

Still, I think the angle could be better: I at first thought the picture of Kim was someone playing a clarinet or other reeded instrument.

If I may comment on the article itself: I’m surprised a projected Macbook is being used. This seems like the perfect place for the iPad or similar device.

I have a pretty dirty mind but I had to struggle to see anything sexual in this pic.

I did, however, think at first that the lady was playing a woodwind instrument, such as a clarinet.

Oh yeah, I see that other stuff now.

I’m struggling to see anything sexual in there. I guess from the comments in the thread, the person on the right is supposed to look like they’re performing oral sex or something? I guess if I cover up the back of the cello coming out of the other side of her head, I could see it, but I still see the strings of the cello in the photo which breaks that reading of the photo for me.

Looks like the poor dude fell on a metal spike which impaled him through the mouth. :frowning:

It made me snort out loud. Basic rule of media/advertising - there is nothing sexual in there by accident.

Sorry, Blank Slate, but I can’t address the state of your pervosity since I don’t really know you. Keep in mind, though, that a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. :slight_smile:

Blank Slate, you are much more than ‘just’ a pervert.

No, that’s her Olive Oyl hairstyle, a sort of upturned pony tail.

At first I thought she was playing some kind of wind instrument and the top of the cello (or whatever it is) was some kind of hair bun. So from that I can see where you can get the sexual imagery.

Ak ak ak ak ak ak…

ETA: That’s supposed to be a Popeye laugh, BTW.

Thanks for the clarification. Before your edit I thought it was a reference to Mars Attacks and I didn’t get the joke.

Yeah, it was a pretty big stretch. I have a dirty mind too but I took me a good hard look before figuring out what you could be talking about.