Geeze look at his puny little post count. How could anybody be scary with so few posts? It means that he actually goes outside once in a while. Handy on the other hand(???) scares the piss outta me. What hideous malformity does he have that would keep him locked away with his computer to make all those posts?? Does he like to eat small children? Does he lock himself away with the SDMB to keep him company so he wont go out and dine on the first born children of the familys in Pacific Grove California?
Gotta wonder.
Sweet lil ol’ you? SCARY?
Not hardly, hon. OTOH, I’d never IM you cos I’m sure you’re always swamped. Well, that and you wouldn’t know who I am. Well, that and I don’t have AIM 
Please stand as we read Acts chapter 20, vv 7-11:
Nothing scary about that, other than the fact that you died, were brought back to life by the hug of an itinerant preacher, and you must be over 1900 years old by now. Nope, nothing at all scary 'bout that.
I’ll bet when you fly you ask for an aisle seat, huh?
Why I think you look like a cute littel teddy bear…
[summons forth every ounce of courage] Tell us what you did with the 54 previous Eutychuses! [scurries away]
Not only have I IM’d you Euty, but I also put you on my visible list!
But you are harldy ever on-line at the same time as I am and I have to make do with the only EuroMod…and quite frankly, he is scary.
::::Whine:::: Why can’t I be in the same time zone as all the cool mods???
All I know is, I NEVER cross the ravine by the Old Swinging Bridge. Not after dark, anyway.
Everybody knows that Eutychus55 lives under that bridge.
On nights when the blaze is blue and the lampwick sputters, and the crickets quit and the moon is grey, you can hear him down there, sharpening his big ol’ knives.
I’m just peeking in to watch the cockroaches scatter from the light.
Run!
Naaaah Euty you aren’t scary, now that Uncle Beer…
Keith
[sub]I think you’re all a bit scary…[/sub]
You don’t scare me, Euty, but then I wasn’t that freaked out (more like I thought it was funny) when we heard about oldscratch . . .
You just worry me a bit is all. But it’s a good worry.
I would just like to say that the someone mentioned in the OP just tried to reach Euty on AIM, but he was not online. This certain someone would like you, Eutychus, to know that she did try to talk to you. This someone would also like to say that AETBOND417 had the right idea, that your status as a moderator gives the illusion that you are somehow off limits to mere members like myse-- Umm, this someone.