Thank you for gathering here today at great personal risk. Chances are we do not have long before our moderators descend upon our location, so I’ll be brief.
As you know, the fragile fabric of our web-based society is under constant attack. Our moderators: loyal, diligent hardworking, are nonetheless overwhelmed by the crush of their responsibilities, as well as their stupidity, incompetence and corruption.
This is the greatest board in existence, a bastion of intelligence, and ignorance fighting the likes of which are unparrelled in cyberspace. It’s like a family to us. We could take it our leave it. Doesn’t matter to us. It’s all gone to shit anyway.
Under such circumstances it becomes incumbent upon diligent participants to dissociate themselves from the ties which restrain proper action in the face of bureaucratic ineptitude, and suffer their resolve upon the greater populace to take matters into their own hands for the benefit of the greater good.
To this end I propose we pool our resources as, only united can we stem the tsunami of incompetence that rushes towards us across the beach of inequity. Should we fail, we will find that when the waters of rhetoric recede into the ocean of despair, the streets of knowledge will remain clogged with the dead deep sea critters of improperly closed threads and retracted official warnings.
Who’s with me?