As I was vigorously cleaning my living room, I sat down for a break and watched the O’Reilly Factor. I always like watching that show. As I was watching the screen, watching him be to the point and sometimes just outright mean, I started thinking “wow, he’s pretty hot!” And then I started thinking “Oh, my god, he’s probably old!” And then I started thinking “Yeah, but he’s rich and he’s tall!”
What’s wrong with me? :eek:
He does seem quite, er, virile. Heh. :
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YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY ON DRUGS. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Uhm… who???
Yes. Yes you are.
shudder
http://www.marist.edu/magazine/summer01/orielly.html
I know, I know, but you have to see him at work. 
He is so smart, sophisticated, and opinionated. He is also very successful and tall (god, I love a tall man)
Fine, I’ll be the only one… :o
blinks But he… he looks so OLD ducks a twap and disappears
6 ft 3 in Muas’Dib enters
So JerseyDiamond, how you do’in?
Well, he’s certainly opinionated.
He’s in his early 50s, I believe. But then again, Harrison Ford is 60, Tommy Lee Jones in his mid-50s, Tom Berenger 53 or something. And they’re all tall, and I think they are all handsome.
O’Reilly used to look better a few years ago. It also depends on how they do the lighting. He can look like CRAP (showing off his double chin something terrible) or he can look like a mid-40s not-too-unattractive guy. It’s all the lighting.
(I’m a portrait artist. I care about this stuff. Scary, huh?)
As for my opinion, I think he is OK looking, and yes, tall is nice.
I don’t think you’re weird.
What I think is weird is women who think guys who look like Lyle Lovett or Keith Richards are sexy.
I mean, that’s kinda creepy…
1950s that is.
Eww. Yuck.
Let’s talk about Jon Stewart instead. Now he’s a hot talk show host!
You ain’t the only one sister, you ain’t the only one…
And I thought people with a scat fetish were strange… :eek:
Bill’s so whiney, though. There’s something so unsexy about a whiney jerk who doesn’t like porn on college campuses.
But not as sick as I: My crush is Ralph Nader(and I met him)
I’ll give you O’Reilly, but I’ll raise you a Sean Hannity
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