…likes wind chimes? (it helps that I can tune out noises when I want to)
…puts honey on my ice cream?
…understands that a peanut butter and cheese sandwich, which everyone else finds a disgusting idea, is exactly the same as those peanut butter and cheese snack crackers that have been uber popular forever?
…cuts his finger nails with the scissors on a Swiss army knife?
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[li]Me, too;[/li][li]Me, too;[/li][li]No, I despise peanut butter unless it’s in the form of a Reese’s cup;[/li][li]I use diagonal cutters from my electrical toolbox.[/li][/ol]
I do this, though it’s with the scissors on my Leatherman multi-tool, not a Swiss army knife. The others are all somewhat weird (except for maybe the peanut-butter and cheese thing, which I haven’t had but doesn’t gross me out).
ETA: My wife doesn’t understand my taste for tartar sauce on a Hoosier style tenderloin sammich, but puts mayo, onion, and dill relish on hers.
OK, that one leaves me kinda speechless.
Your wife has the same taste as I do. I use dill pickles instead of relish.
I like roasted walnuts, onions, and mayo on my turkey sandwiches
- Nope. We have a set of Woodstock chimes in the back yard, tuned to a pentatonic scale, and named “Gregorian Chant.”
Same here - how hard is it to write “ndw”? 
No it’s not. A cheese cracker is nothing like a piece of cheese. And peanutbutter/cheese cracker sandwiches are not and have never been uber popular. Nobody buys them from our snack machine unless there’s nothing else left.
Since this is the Straight Dope, here is my cite. Disregarding variety packs, cheese and peanut butter sandwich crackers make up 3 of the top 20 most popular sandwich cracker flavors on Amazon. Sounds uber popular to me. As far as cheese-flavored bread being “nothing like” a piece of cheese and bread - well, we’ll call that a matter of opinion and leave it at that.
I like wind chimes, peanut butter and cheese sandwiches ( I also like peanut butter and yellow mustard) and I trim my nails with my Swiss Army Classic.
I don’t eat ice cream with or without honey.
The most popular of the bunch, the Keebler Cheese & Peanut Butter, ranks #11,007 in the most popular grocery category. In comparison, Spam-flavored macadamia nuts ranks at number 9,647. And god knows I can’t swing a dead cat in this city without someone chowing down on meat flavored Hawaiian nuts.
Wind chimes would disturb my apartment neighbors.
Have you tried molasses on ice cream?
I can eat peanut butter on/in almost anything. African cookery.
I cut my toenails with those big heavy-duty kitchen scissors that cut bone. Fingernails with a Trim clipper, which I can master with my left hand – impossible with scissors. I don’t own a utility knife with scissor feature.
I read this first as "my taste for tartar sauce on hosiery…
To each his own.
I like wind chimes and peanut butter and cheese sandwiches.
- Nope. I like the quiet, that is part of why I live out in the country.
- Nope. Honey belongs in the coffee!
- Yes, but I do peanut butter, cheese, mayonnaise, & sometimes lunch meat & sometimes pickles. If I am out of Mayo, I use mustard.
- I use diagonal cutters from my back pocket. I almost always carry my dikes with me. They are handy to cut the safety wire on aircraft parts, & fencing wire on farm fences. I use safety wire pliers to put the wire back on both. OK, OK, I use fencing pliers for the heavy fence wire.
Bacon with peanut butter and barbecue sauce. And wind chimes. As long as it’s not very windy and they sound something like these
That statement should have been bolded and typed in an 18 point font.
In my own utopia, the sale of such annoyances would be banned. During the day they are not so bad, but when I am trying to sleep they drive me mad as a hatter.
One of the best burgers I ever had was at a diner in Pine Mountain, GA. It was a beef burger with peanut butter and bacon. From a heart health perpective, one in a lifetime is probably the limit but it sure was good!
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I like wind chimes. Especially the big ones that have a deep sound like some church bells. I would not like any wind chime if the wind was blowing 24 hours a day.
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jtur88 mentioned molasses and this reminded me when we were kids and would gather snow in bowls and put cheap pancake syrup on top. Never thought of honey or molasses or syrup on ice cream before but now think any of these might just be a welcome addition.
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Alas, as I’ve aged, my taste buds have lost their taste for anything peanutty, so, no, I haven’t tried peanut butter and cheese. I really miss Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, though. They used to be my favorite candy back in the day but now they just taste awful.
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Occasionally, I’ll carefully cut off a piece of split nail with an X-acto knife but otherwise, I stick to standard clippers.