I think her voice, face, attitude, basically everything about her is so sexy. Am I the only one? Because to me, she’s probably the sexiest person i can think of…
Feel free to mention someone that you feel this way about, even if it’s not Bjork.
She’s Bjork-tastic!!!
If she married Robert Bork, she’d be Bjork Bork.
Chorus:
Ooohhhh Bjork, Bjork, were you brought by the stork,
Or were you created from butter and cork?
I love you so much that I act like a dork,
Oh Bjork, oh Bjork, oh Bjork.
I was cruising the channelbox looking for Mork, oh Bjork, oh Bjork, oh Bjork,
Or Fantasy Island with suave Mr. Rourke, oh Bjork, oh Bjork, oh Bjork,
The first time I saw her I near dropped my fork, oh Bjork, oh Bjork, oh Bjork,
My heart spun around with incredible torque, oh Bjork, oh Bjork, oh Bjork.
Chorus
She’s small and she’s odd, like a lepton or quark, oh Bjork, oh Bjork, oh Bjork,
If I had her here with me, her love I would hork, oh Bjork, oh Bjork, oh Bjork;
I’d follow her anywhere, LA to New York, oh Bjork, oh Bjork, oh Bjork,
But she’s probably in Iceland, so that wouldn’t work, oh Bjork, oh Bjork, oh Bjork.
Chorus
- from The Brunching Shuttlecocks.
No, but if your the lucky one who wins her heart, you’ll probably be spending the rest of your life living in a Giant Mushroom house entertaining the forest animals while your wife spreads Magic Dust on the kingdom of the Elves.
Yes.
I had a friend who, when describing someone who had that “lost-waif-fairy-from-another-planet” look about her, would say:
“She’s like a female version of Bjork.”
Still cracks me up. 
I was going to nominate Bjork in the “Can’t decide if they’re atrractive or not” thread. Sometimes she looks quite shagable, other times she looks like she’s stopped one train too many. Go figure.
Matt, you shoulda provided a link where people can download the audio version of the Bjork song…but, don’t sweat it.
She’s more interesting-looking to me than sexy. I dunno. She’s too “out there” for my tastes.
Gotta agree, I love that face, and the way she moves.
I think she has a problem with the bright lights of movie making, however, and she never opens her eyes so I can see them. Bet they are truly beautiful by candlelight!
Maybe I should send her a set of tinted contacts. Sunglass dark. Damn…then I couln’t see her natural color. Oh, well…
Probably not the only one. I find her cute in a weird looking sort of way.
Marc
I have a friend who thinks she’s cool.
She’s never been raved about for her sexiness as far as I know, though. He likes the music and thinks she’s cool in that unconventional freakish way.
I, however, find her a little too strung out for me.
The SciFi channel has a series, Exposure, that features
short films. The CGI short “All Is Love” features one
Bjork android engaging in sex with a second. It was not too
explicit, but some of the films on exposure are editted for
TV.
My guess is that the film would not have been so widly popular with fans, if they didn't find Bjork sexy.I do not mean Bjork having sex with just another droid.
The first Bjork droid explores the sensual pleasures of synthetic life with an identical Bjork droid. Two surreal, metal Bjorks making passionate love to eachother. Must leave
SDMB now and buy copy of film.
I was on a flight from Copenhagen to Heathrow once on which Bjork was a passenger, I had to laugh when I heard one of the other passengers mutter “I hear Bjorn Borg is on this flight”
BTW, she really is a pixie; I saw her put her green velvet curly-toed shoes in her hand luggage.
How do I feel about Bjork?
Haven’t you noticed that this thread has not been moved to our new arts and entertainment forum, Cafe Society? 
The only time I’ve ever seen/heard her perform was at this years Oscar awards. She was dressed in some kind of swan dress Bjork in Swan Dress and her singing sounded very stilted. I’m not sure if that’s normal, but I didn’t find it attractive. Based on physical appearance alone, however, I don’t find her unattractive.
No, you aren’t the only one. But I’m sure as hell not one of those who do.
I think she’s just silly.
Did you see her on Space Ghost? She played his wife and was really cute and looked absolutely lost, but then so do most of his guests.
‘Stilted’ is part of her style, yes.