Hey! We get to watch teams read a newspaper! (I actually liked this task. It rewards observation and methodicalness, and discourages spazzticity, Jennifer.)
Taxi Assessment
Stuck in the Desert and Officially Detained - or, Philiminated with extreme prejudice.
Ari & Staella and Kate & Pat and Marianna & Julia and Lorena & Jason and Shana & Jennifer and Azaria & Hendekea - Enjoying their non-competitive vacation.
Kynt & Vyxsin (down from “Stopping”) - This team was torpedoed not by the powerful and mysterious Speedbump, but by two critical errors. First of all, they Yielded the wrong team. What on Earth were they thinking? They should have known Jennifer & Nathan were behind them (because they themselves weren’t Yielded); they didn’t know where Nicolas & Donald were. Good decision to use the Yield, bad decision on which team to choose. Second, Kynt leaving the receipts with the customers during the Roadblock sealed their loss. Had they avoided either one of those mistakes, they would likely have slid in ahead of Jennifer & Nathan. They pulled a few clever stunts this episode: the airport mummery, Kynt blocking Jen at the elevator, etc., but two mistakes during an episode when they couldn’t really afford to make any were just too much. I hate to say it, but they deserved the elimination.
Flat Tire - or, not likely to get anywhere soon.
No one this week.
Stopping for Gas - or, not broken-down, exactly, but not a good sign.
Nicolas & Donald (holding steady) - Good airport strategy… I think. I like sleeping as much as the next guy, and snagging their flight and retiring for six hours certainly worked this episode. However, the best racing teams keep working at it to find better flights, and resting instead of working doesn’t seem like a winning strategy. It’s kind of fascinating that, every other episode or so, Gramps has some kind of experience revelent to the task at hand. This team is still in the race, and might even get to the final three, but I just don’t see them winning it all. In the end, too unblanced and too slow.
"Rapido! Por Favor?" - or, making meaningless ineffectual comments from the back seat, but in no immediate danger.
Ronald & Christina (holding steady) - Another team I just don’t see winning it all. A little too slow, not enough focus on winning. And Ron has a habit of doing something stupid (pasting up the poster way too high) and then blaming Christina for the cascading results.
Jennifer & Nathan (holding steady) - Yes, yes. The intra-team hate is getting old and lame. If you’ll notice, this team is spending time sniping at each other that they could be using to actually complete the task. However, their sniping is worse the farther behind they are: if they can jump out in front at the end of the race, they could very well stay there. If they fall way behind, they’re toast. Jenn’s inability to think clearly will hurt this team, too.
In the Passing Lane - or, ahead of the pack, but not quite comfortably.
Rachel & TK (holding steady) - This team has to be the odds-on favorite to win it all, as long as they can keep from wandering off-course. Thier competition is one team with a slow old guy, one team that yells at each other all the time, and a third team that’s sort of a combination: an old guy that yells all the time. Rachel & TK, on the other hand, have remained mellow hippie caricatures throughout the race. A solid leg this episode, despite snagging the worst flight to Mumbai.
Cruisin’ with Earl - or, drivin’ on the shoulder, takin’ shortcuts, and generally kickin’ butt.
No one this week.
Next week: The very last elimination!
[sub]Props to Mullinator and his Raj Ratings.[/sub]