Amazing Race 3/21: "It's Not Over Until The Phil Sings"

That was absolutely hilarious. I mean, what could possibly be better than a bunch of Bavarian dancers and musicians parading around while exhausted Americans wearing lederhosen smash bottles over each others heads? And I think it made me like Dave and Lori even more, that they were the only ones who found it funny.

Team Gonad need to shut up now. We get it, it’s time to move on. However, if even Phil’s eyebrow going higher than I thought was physically possible didn’t faze them, I don’t think anything will get through to them. I think at this point if I ever met them in real life, I’d just pre-emptively slap them before they even got to say anything.

Too bad Wanda and Desiree are gone, but it looked like Killer Fatigue got them. Now I just have to spend the next week hoping that the previews don’t mean that Dave and Lori are the next victims. I guess I just have to keep reminding myself that the previews exaggerate things more often than not.

The hippies would be annoying in real life, but on the show they’re kind of funny. I loved when they tipped Phil!

Next time you travel, Wanda & Desiree, learn to read a bloody map.

Is your username a tribute to Phil and his eyebrow-o-meter? :cool:

I LOVED the look on Tem Gonad’s face when Phil told them they won a trip to Africa. The lighter haired one had this open-mouthed grin when they found out they were the first team to arrive, and then his mouth did not move *one bit * when Phil told them about the trip, but his eyes got kind of this “WTF?” look in them.

Tonight’s Alternate Title: “SANTA!!!”

Sucks to see the Latin hotties go. I was sooo praying it would be DoubleD. They just don’t turn me on at all, and their relationship with Team Cassanova is making me ill. (Had a glimmer of hope when Wanda said, “This may be it for us.” But it was said only once…under her breath…dammit.)

Yep. Team Frankenberry are The Weebles Mk. II

Sorry I haven’t been participating in these threads lately. Been distracted by Civilization 4 lately (and soon, also Oblivion.) Pretty bad, in fact. How bad? Well…let’s put it this way. The season premiere of The Sopranos, first episode in two years, was last week. I had it on Tivo but didn’t watch it for 4 days. Trust me, if you knew me IRL, your jaw would hit the floor.

I still watch TAR when it’s on, though. Hey, I’m no monster! :smiley:

Even so, when I watch the Race I’m only half paying attention, and half thinking, “Ok, I need to invade Germany, then find the hidden entrance to the sewers of Cyrodill, where I’ll grab the Demon Bow in order to trigger a Golden Age, while researching Steam Power and practicing Magicka to increase my Destruction skill…”

So, yeah. I’ve been distracted lately. :wink:

I realized this morning why it is that I feel I have a special bond with Eric & Jeremy. It’s because Jeremy looks and acts exactly like two of my ex-boyfriends from college. And, incidentally? Both gay. Not kidding, either. Don’t get me wrong: I don’t like Eric & Jeremy. I just … understand. It’s OK, Jeremy, sweetie! We’ll still think you’re cute. Some of us might even find you more attractive, now. If I weren’t married I’d still probably date you, because I’m pretty much clueless (esp. on so little sleep).

The look Phil gave Team Gonad after the little comments on the mat was priceless. What did they say - they wanted to play tonsil hockey with the girls some more? Ick. TMI.

Dave said something funny after they left the mat at the begining - he called it they ‘Psych You Out’ mat, I think.

Yes, Team Frankenberry benefits from the stupidity of others once again. And again they remind me of Meredith and Gretchen, with Berry’s “I’m only looking under the feet!” comment, although it seemed like he found a gnome rather quickly.

I’m also growing very tired of the Hippie’s schtick. I like them, and they seem like very competent Racers, and could probably be kicking everyone’s asses, but the goofball routine has to go.

If I’d been following someone who got lost twice, I would have just driven off and left them. Once is bad enough, but twice? No way. See ya, baby.

Love the Drunk Fern!

The thing I thought was interesting in this episode were the Detour choices. First of all, I’m suprised so many teams initially chose the bottle task instead of the dancing task. Very rarely is a luck-based task better than a skill-based task. Second of all, it’s interesting that the two tasks were physically right next to each other, so switching from one to the other had no travel time penalty, and you could observe the other task. Third, note that there’s no “time investment” in the bottle task–in other words, a team coming in off the street has the same chance of getting a clue with the next bottle as a team who’s been there an hour (unlike the dancing, where there’s a “time investment” in learning the routine).

Events this week make for some shakeup in the rankings. Let’s see whose on top and who’s on the bottom in the

Taxi Assessment

Stuck in the Desert and Officially Detained - or, Philiminated with extreme prejudice.
John & Scott and Lisa & Joni - Amongst the worst Racers EVAR.
Wanda & Desiree (Down from “Rapido!”) - Bad navigation skills did this team in. That’s too bad: the Race isn’t usually kind to two-women teams, and this one was, I thought, clearly the best of the three this season. Still, a dumb mistake and a little bad luck will kill any team, so adiós Wanda and Desiree.

Flat Tire - or, not likely to get anywhere soon.
Danielle & Dani (holding steady) - The age old question: who is stupider, she who drives around in circles, or she who follows the woman driving around in circles? Look, there’s a reason this team is forever fighting not to be last, and that reason is: they’re not very good. They’re not terrible Racers like Lisa and Joni, and this team doesn’t have a single glaring problem, but they never quite do the things they need to to get into the upper echelon.

Stopping for Gas - or, not broken-down, exactly, but not a good sign.
Fran & Barry (up from “Flat Tire”) - OK, I had pity on the old folks this week and moved them up a notch. Truly, they did pretty well: not only were they fourth overall, but they came in ahead of every other team on their plane. There’s something to be said for Barry’s statement that they were doing what they do best: driving around with a map. They also picked the right Detour right off the bat. However, attaboys aside, this is still an overall weak team, anf Fran’s constant can’t-do attitude will hurt them eventually.

"Rapido! Por Favor?" - or, making meaningless ineffectual comments from the back seat, but in no immediate danger.
Ray & Yolanda (holding steady) - Another middle-of-the-pack performance. This team doesn’t seem to do anything wrong, they just can’t quite keep up with the leading teams.
Lake & Michelle (up from “Stopping for Gas”) - I still suspect Lake’s gonna do something stupid, but, objectively, they seem to be working better together as time progresses. They caught a lucky break getting out ahead of the bulk of the teams, but that’s a function of working well the last leg. Nice work flagging down the wasted German, too.

In the Passing Lane - or, ahead of the pack, but not quite comfortably.
Joseph & Monica (holding steady) - This team has emerged as the best candidate for third team in the final three. Smart move punting on the bottle task.
David & Lori (holding steady) - Next episode teasers notwithstanding, this team seems to be holding together pretty well, and seems pretty competitive. They came in last in the first half of the TBC, but I suspect (from their attitude) they’d figured out it was a TBC. I’d give the edge to Joseph & Monica in a footrace, but David & Lori look to have a reasonable shot at final three.

Cruisin’ with Earl - or, drivin’ on the shoulder, takin’ shortcuts, and generally kickin’ butt.
Eric & Jeremy (holding steady) - Well, they kind of act like sex-crazed dimbulbs, but Eric and Jeremy have essentially made no mistakes, til now, that cost them. That makes them look pretty formidable. I wonder, a little, how they would perform if they slipped, and had to race hard to keep out of last place. However, that seems unlikely to happen, and this team looks pretty good for a final three spot.
BJ & Tyler (holding steady) - Not a lot from this team this week, but, aided by a little luck, a strong leg for them.

Next week: Ummmm…putting together statues?

[sub]Props to Mullinator and his Raj Ratings.[/sub]

As I recall, when they used the gnomes before, one of the gnomes had a “bonus trip” certificate attached to its feet, so whichever team found that gnome got an extra Travelocity trip. That time they had, I think, five gnomes and five teams. This time around they had eleven gnomes and only nine teams. My suspicion is that the “winning” gnome is still out there, buried in the cow field.

The way he said it was part of the reason I thought they suspected a TBC leg.

So I go out and take in a concert, have a few too many beers, come home and turn on the tv and what do I see?? Amazing racers slapping each other in the ass and bashing bottles over each others heads. Man, what did I miss. You guys watch some weird tv.

Best line: Michelle at the bottle-smashing roadblock telling Lake to “Just shut up and take it like a man”. :smiley:

No Victimia in *that * gal.

I had Team Salsa in the office pool. . . and I don’t even care that I’m outta the pool now. Those ladies sucked big time! The bad driving. The stupid inability to correct the driving mistake. The aimlessly wandering about the field of buried gnomes saying “they’re all gone.” Sure, the “last four days were hell,” but ladies, get a grip! What did you expect the race would be like? Ya gots ta work for that million bucks!

As for Team Double D = probably more stupid than Team Salsa. You have to be responsible for your own race, Ladies. . . or you end up going home! Team Gonad cannot and will not save you. They will use you and then lose you! Trust me, I know these things.

I missed the previews, but I’m pretty sure they’re going to Greece at some time during the race. The promos have a bungee jumping scene that looks a lot like the Corinth Canal. I love Greece. . . it’s really cool!

The Hippies’ shtick is not wearing thin with me, at all – I thought they were freakin’ hilarious. Tipping Phil? Santa? Gold.

The Detours the past 2 episodes have been spectularly fun to watch – nesting dolls/cossack dancers; lederhosen & slap dancing. This is The Best Show Ever.

“I’m too drunk anymore”. Hee. Furriners. And speaking of poor language skills, what was Wanda’s German for “fast” – “Schlob?”

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First of all, I’m suprised so many teams initially chose the bottle task instead of the dancing task. Very rarely is a luck-based task better than a skill-based task.]
If the teams were anything like me, they can’t dance for shit. Between breaking bottles and learnign and performing a dance I would’ve had to choose the bottle task pretty much by default. In actual fact it looked like the dance instructor was being pretty lenient with them but there’s no way to know that in advance. Plus, dude, smashing bottles over your partner’s head? Sweet! Just imagine though if instead of on this leg this Detour had been on, say, Leg 8 when all the partners are pretty much hating each other.

IIRC the first time there was a symbol printed on the bottom of each gnome and the team who had the airplane symbol on its gnome won the trip. Phil specifically said something like “I see you have a gnome with you” or words to that effect, that led me to believe that whatever team showed up first with a gnome was going to win the trip.

Oh, one more thing that diappointed me, especially in regards Team Nerd. Out of all the teams who were stuck in the Moscow airport overnight, most of them didn’t seem to have maps when they had to start driving. You’re in an airport for hours on end and you know you’re going to Germany; find a gift shop and buy a damn map.

:smiley: It’s actually not, but TAR is one of my favorite shows and Phil is awesome, so it fits regardless!

Not to mention the inexplicable stupidity of standing beside an olympic sized swimming pool and reasoning that, despite your deathly fear of deep water, you should be the one to take on the detour called “Plunge”.

I’m with you here, to a point. But I’ve watched this show (and I bet Dave and Lori have watched this show) enough to know that just because you’re going to Germany doesn’t mean you’re going to actually be in Germany, you know? It’s happened before that teams have gone to one place - say, Austria - and gotten a clue in one town - say, Vienna, from some Punch-and-Judy puppets - and then they were off again to somewhere else. Better to save the map money for when you actually need a map, no? (Although, if they did in fact go to a hotel overnight, then pfbbt! on them, because that was silly to spring for a hotel but not a farkin’ map.)

My wife and I just laugh at how “dead” Phil seems sometimes. He’s like me, where he has a great personality but can appear bored sometimes.

Phil: Look. They’re running backwards.

Phil: Look. Here they come.

Phil: You two are the biggest casanovas in our game’s history.

No emotion.

The picture you painted of Phil reminded me of Dick and Jane. For the young’uns out there, *Dick and Jane * was our First Grade reader back in the stoneage. See Dick. Run dick run. See Jane. See Jane run.

Tongue wrestling. Same TMI quotient.

I thought he was pointing out that he had a method to his search—I’m only looking under the feet for now, and then I’ll start on the hats. Unlike Desiree, who couldn’t recall which ones she had already looked under.

But with the bottle task, it didn’t look like the race organizers were replenishing the bottles, so the later teams would actually have fewer non-clue bottles to hit each other with, right?

As for Team Salsa…No, I’m not sorry to see them go, either. However, I do have to admit that, if anyone could get as utterly and profoundly lost as they did, it is I. I have been known to drive around the same area for half an hour, trying to figure out where the hell I am and/or how to get on the Expressway going in the right direction…and this in the state in which I grew up! (Before you kick me out of the thread for being an idiot, do a quick search on threads having to do with Boston’s Big Dig or driving in Boston or the riddle that is the fact that the same exact road is both 95 South and 93 North in places. Better yet, back me up here, Robot Arm!!) So, I have no idea how easy it is to just “get off the highway and get back on in the other direction” where they were.