I was proofing my roommate’s paper last night, and one sentence of his got me to thinking. (I forget what it was now) After about a minute I had several generations of inbred thoughts, and the following set of sentences.
I was talking with some friends the other day about ambiguous sentences.
One friend said they’re entertaining, in the right context.
Another friend said they’re annoying to find when editing someone else’s paper.
A third friend said they’re often a product of laziness.
I think they’re all right.
I realize it’s extremely contrived, but I was entertained. And it doesn’t get much more MPSIMS than that.
I think they can be very revealing of the mindset of the author.
Often times, if you confront them with the ambigous sentence without telling them specifically what makes it ambiguous, they don’t know what you mean. If you ask them to rephrase it, then that will tell you what they were thinking, but it also tells you what they weren’t thinking.
My favorite sentence appeared on a sign in a photo I have:
“Park police snowmobiles here only.”
It’s just 5 words long, but I can think of 8 ways to interpret it right off the bat:
“Park” can refer to the act of parking, or can mean a park as in a public recreational area. And there are four different words that “only” might be modifying. So all those combinations are legit. Maybe “only” is supposed to modify 2 or 3 or all 4 of the other words, or maybe there are even more possibilities. Some of these don’t have an explicit verb and some might argue their sentence status, but hey.
My brother once got a catalogue which announced a “Great Big Shirt Sale” and began mulling the numerous interpretations of the phrase. “Is it a sale on big shirts that are great? Or a great sale of big shirts? Or is “great big” an idiomatic phrase modifying “shirt”? Or does that “great big” modify “sale” instead? Or… ?”
There are apparently more than half a dozen distinct ways to interpret this (I wish I could get them all), including:
Time moves in the way that an arrow moves
‘Time flies’ (a kind of insect, dontcha know) are particularly fond of an arrow
Please measure the speed of flies, using the same method as you would measure the speed of an arrow
I’m very annoyed by a sign that says “Badge holders park only in disabled bays” I know what it means, but it seems tantalising that it might forbid (1) handicapped people parking elsewhere (2) handicapped people doing anything ELSE in disabled bays (3) People who also hold anything OTHER than badges parking there… wait, I think I misphrased it. But it was very confusing. About the only thing it couldn’t mean was what it MEANT to mean.