America is a mobile country, but I think I'm an outlier

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I have lived in:

Lexington Park, Maryland
Schenectady, New York
Jacksonville, Florida
Schenectady, New York
Norfolk, Virginia
Alameda, California
Santa Clara, California
Mountain View, California
Belpasso, Sicily, Italy
Williamstown, Massachusetts
Leonardtown, Maryland

At this point, when I was 14, I left home and spent most of the next six years bumming around the US and Canada. I’m not including the places where I may have lighted for a couple of weeks or a month in that period, except for where I had a library card:

Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Carrollton, Texas
Austin, Texas

After I “settled down” about age 20:

Lexington Park, Maryland
Boulder, Colorado
Lanesboro, Massachusetts
Pittsfield, Massachusetts
Northampton, Massachusetts
Alexandria, Virginia
Lanesboro, Massachusetts
Denver, Colorado
Fort Collins, Colorado
Bellbrook, Ohio
Denver, Colorado
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Bellbrook, Ohio
Creve Coeur, Missouri
Denver, Colorado
Kettering, Ohio

And now I’m on my way to Reading, Massachusetts.

Sheesh.

2

Ahhh Kettering. Marion’s Piazza, Mikesell’s potato chips, Fraze Pavilion, Esther Price candies, Air Force Museum, and countless brick ranch homes. You will miss it!

3

Quick, someone check for crimes with similar M.O.'s in all those places, this guy keeps skipping town for a reason! (Though, it seems he almost always returns to the scene of the crime.)

4

Actually, I don’t care for Marion’s too much. I’m definitely not a natural Ohioan; square cut pizza is just weird. :slight_smile: I will miss Dorothy Lane Market. It’s hard to find grocery stores that are just the right mix between actual usable groceries and arcane and mysterious foodstuffs.

5

That’s to ensure that the clock on the statute of limitations keeps running. (Oops, I’ve said too much.)