American Desires....

My first choice would be Canada. They like baseball and speak english and have produced some cool bands.
Next choice would be Australia for the same reasons as Canada.
My last choice would be the U.K. They don’t play baseball, but they speak some english there.

with all the Southern one-upsmanship going on I’m surprised no one’s decided to head to the Confederacy!

Other than that I’d go to Australia…Queensland actually…the Australia Zoo specifically so I could observe the rare and infamous Crocodile Hunter in his native habitat!