American Idol (04/22): Diane Warren Night ...vomit

I really don’t get the whole “Clay should be on Broadway” thing. If more pop stars sounded like Clay, instead of the incredibly tedious Ruben, I might actually listen to singers who sing instead of scream. I’m sure Ruben is talented and all, and it’s not like I’m capable of judging, but God, his voice is just incredibly unattractive to me. Not actually painful, like Carmen, or Josh on his worst days, but just so very boring.

Jesus, was that last note of Carmen’s terrible or what? I literally flinched during that; I almost feel sorry for her. And is it just me or does she keep making this bizarre hiccup noise during her performances? It’s annoying.

What the heck, since everyone else is…

Kimberly Locke - I guess I am the only one who found her alternating between flat runs and sharp highs. I was not impressed, although many, including the judges were. She is not the American Idol. She obviously thinks she is the American Diva. Has anyone noticed that when she receives a compliment, she always agrees, but rarely if ever says thank you? Example: Last night, she referenced Gladys Night saying she was “classy” and said that she was glad that Gladys saw that and hoped the audience would see it too. Puh-lease. She needs to be a whole lot better and have a contract and hit record (none of which will ever happen) before she has that kind of attitude. I admit that I listen to her more critically than most just because I can’t stand her attitude, but if you re-listen, I think you will find that my pitch is pretty accurate.

Clay - When he sang “Somewhere Out There” last night, I realized who he reminds me of – Fivel from American Tale. He has a good voice and did his usual good job tonight, but he does have a broadway quality, which is a reflection of the style he has chosen. He holds every end of a phrase too long, IMHO, and if he would stop that one thing, it would serve him well. Simon was right on the money, but he will still make it to the final two unless the general populous is completely out to lunch.

Trenyce - Randy said she had pitch problems. That is like saying Madonna is not quite an oscar caliber actress. She might have stumbled across a few accurate notes on the way to a very forgettable performance, but even a blind squrrel finds an acorn now and then. My prediction is that she is the one to go this week (although she was not the worst).

Josh - Sometimes the blind squrrel goes hungry. The teeny bopper girls will make sure he stays, though.

Carmen - Much better this week. Let’s face it, only two of the six really belong there, so telling her she couldn’t win was just wrong. She said she thought she could, and I hope she believes that. It was the right thing to say under the circumstances, but her days are numbered. I predict she makes it another week because she is cute. She would be much better if she got rid of that crazy vibrato. She even uses it with eighth notes. I just don’t get that.

Ruben - He had a fever and a sore throat, but his worst performance to date was still in a league of its own compared to the others.

It will be interesting to see how the public reacts to the judge’s comments, but I am going to predict that they ignore them, and the bottom three will be Kimberly, Trenyce and Carmen. Kimberly will sit back down and Trenyce will wave goodbye. I think it should be Josh this week, but he and Carmen are being supported by patriotism and sympathy (respectively), coupled with their physical appearances.

:eek: Really?

And the reason ‘Broadway’ Clay is derisive is because we don’t WANT Broadway singers on top of the charts. Hell, at least Brittney Spears is attractive (in a fake sort of way) ;).

Okay, people, all you Americans are responsible for what happened tonight. If you had voted Josh off the first week this show was on like you should have, we wouldn’t have had to listen to that train wreck tonight. The hair on my arms was standing up after he finished groping for the notes in the first line of his song, and not in the good way. And then it got worse.

Carmen, what colour is the sky in your world? How does it feel to be that delusional?

Diane Warren, go away and never come back. What a useless tit. Why will none of the guest judges who are vastly experienced in the music industry give any meaningful feedback to these contestants? Telling the contestants how great they sound is their mother’s job, not the judges in a contest that could affect the rest of their lives.

Paula Abdul, you are also a useless tit. See complaint above.

My take on the future for the final six:
Carmen - porn star
Josh - gets free beer off of his American Idol fame for rest of his life
Trenyce - best-selling author of behind-the-scenes tale of “American Idol” debauchery (mostly involving Carmen)
Kimberly Locke - works in music industry for the rest of her life. Has one song that breaks top 100.
Clay - Broadway, of course.
Ruben - wins contest, has album released, dies of massive coronary at 35

Did no one else notice that Trenyce missed lyrics several times during her performance? It was awful!

Kim: Accidentally Like a Martyr

Carmen: Poor Poor Pitiful Me (have to change the genders, but otherwise appropriate)

Trenyce: Mohammed’s Radio

Josh: Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner

Clay: Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead

Ruben: Well, anything! L,G&M, like you said, or Desperadoes Under the Eaves, Frank and Jesse James, or Even a Dog Can Shake Hands. Actually, Clay could do Desperadoes just as well.

In no order…

Ruben - as usual, I didn’t enjoy the song he picked. He clearly has talent and will most likely win.

Trenyce - decent, nothing earth shattering

Kim - She is a decent singer but by no means the class of the competition. She did a decent job nothing more.

Josh - Ouch

Carmen - She is incredibly cute and I would be hitting on her non stop if I was back in high school. She has no business being in the competition though.

Clay - He puts forth a very solid performance every week and I think he deserves to be in the final 2 or 3. I also don’t think it’d be an upset if he won. I do, however, understand what Simon was saying about his voice having a broadway quality. There is a large part of me who doesn’t want him to win as I think he would have a much more successful career on broadway. Pop stars are mostly of the ‘treat of the week’ variety and I think he’s far too talented for that. I hope he understands that the comments Simon made to him were by no means negative - and I think that he probably does, even if the audience doesn’t.

As far as the celebrity judges are concerned, I can understand why they don’t want to be mean to the contestants. Simon will forever be known as the mean guy from American Idol and the celebrities are probably a little scared of that. A little backbone would be nice however…

As far as who gets voted off this week? I have no effing idea as the voting public gets it wrong more often than not. If there is any justice, Josh or Carmen will get voted off. I’m a little afraid for Trenyce, however, because I’m not sure she has the following that Carmen does.

EXACTLY! No one wants the reputation as an asshole. Then you get lampooned on South Park or something :D.

Simon has the role as the mean dude. You don’t want to be known as the Celebrity Simon.

That, and I bet at one time or another, some record exec was mean to the celebrity guests, telling them they couldn’t sing, etc., and they don’t want to be like that.

I concur!

Before all of that happens however, they all will make some serious bank when they go out on the “American Idol Finalists” Tour.

I also predict that Kim C. will become a very popular MTV Veejay. :wink:

I, too, worry that Ruben will die of a coronary, but I’m just afraid it will be during the show.

Kim has a chance to replace him as my favorite.

I checked out the AMERICAN IDOL online polls on AOL, USA TODAY and ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY last night. Trenyce was on the bottom of two of the three; Carmen held the last spot on the other one.

So Josh will probably go tonight!

Give Diane Warren credit for not commenting about how somebody as ugly as Clay can sing so beautifully. I think she’s the first judge to let go of that. Nice touch by Simon about him performing Phantom - in a mask.

No disagreement here about the standings - we know who the bottom (and next) 3 are, and it doesn’t matter much in what order. Let’s get on with the Ruben/Clay/Kim finals, and good luck to all of them.

Anyone else notice the sign in the audience “Ruben is my baby’s daddy!” ?

I’d pay money to hear Ruben sing “Excitable Boy”, wouldn’t you?

I don’t mind Ruben/Clay/Kim L since I adore all three of them. I just wanted to stave off Trenyce’s eventual elimnation as much as possible. A lot of Trenyce fans have voted like crazy for her, so they(and I) can only hope it’s enough. I just want Carmen and maybe Josh to go before her.

I would pay money to watch a Warren Zevon night on American Idol, can you imagine him as a judge…“OK…everybody really sucks here…you are why I got into music in the first place, to put a nail in your coffins…I am dying here listening to you massacre these songs…OK Hunter put away the gun, I am out of here.”

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*Originally posted by serenitynow *
**What the heck, since everyone else is…

Kimberly Locke - I guess I am the only one who found her alternating between flat runs and sharp highs. I was not impressed, although many, including the judges were. She is not the American Idol. She obviously thinks she is the American Diva. Has anyone noticed that when she receives a compliment, she always agrees, but rarely if ever says thank you? Example: Last night, she referenced Gladys Night saying she was “classy” and said that she was glad that Gladys saw that and hoped the audience would see it too. Puh-lease. She needs to be a whole lot better and have a contract and hit record (none of which will ever happen) before she has that kind of attitude. I admit that I listen to her more critically than most just because I can’t stand her attitude, but if you re-listen, I think you will find that my pitch is pretty accurate.
Yes yes yes I agree definitely. She does have a good voice, but I absolutely can’t stand her “I’m the ultimate shit” attitude. I think humility is a quality that every star should have, and she very obviously does not. Because of that, I really hope she doesn’t make the top 3.

And Josh did do terrible last night, but I just like the guy. He has a lot of passion and sincerity in his voice that other contestants ::coughKimberlyLockecough:: really lack. No, I don’t think he’ll make the top 3, but I would like to see him stick around for a few more weeks.

And I absolutely loathe Carmen. She needs to be eliminated tonight. Please.

Oh gawd, I’m not sure I could handle anymore of Josh’s singing. It’s not only that he’s a horrible singer, but he always makes the most annoying expressions when he sings. I can’t decide if he’s angry or seriously constipated.

Plano, TX? Well, howdy from Allen! :smiley:

I’m glad I remembered to record the show last night. I probably wouldn’t bother watching it - but I’ve gotta see just how bad Josh apparently was. :smiley:

WOW!

For once, my bottom three was totally correct… then again there were only 6 left :D.

FINALLY! My reverse psychology worked! Bye bye, blaaaaaack sheep!

Hi! We’re planning a mini-dopefest so get yourself over to MPSIMS and see if you can make it.

That was the end of Miss Carmen and apparently they made sure to get plenty of product placements in before she left. She was featured in the ads yesterday and today.

I’m not sad to see her go. The only thing I feel bad about is the fact that we have to put with Josh for another week. He really sucks.