I have ambitious plans to do my homework while I watch tonight, surely I can get thru algebra in two hours right?
I have a sinking feeling I’ll be doodling more notes about who I like/hate than doing equations. :smack:
Just don’t turn in your AI notes instead of your algebra homework, Queen Tonya. That might require a bit of explaining. 
And no boobies necessary, rockle – it could be the fact that there is nothing opposite it that he watches, coupled with the pleasure of my company. 
Hmm. Verrrrrry interesting. I offered up the sacrificial boobies and got absolutely nada. In fact, he said to me, and I quote: “It’s on for two hours tonight? I hate that show twice.”
Why is it that AI almost always broadcast the night before I have to get up extra early for work?
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To make matters worse, tonight it’s up against Dity Jobs. I don’t have TiVo. Which one am I going to watch?
aieeeeeeeee!
Bravo Susie for that lovely rendition of Tan In A Bottle. I laughed, I cried, I got a little darker.
Why is GLAAD up in arms? The boy couldn’t sing-- girl’s clothes or not. And “Are you a boy or a girl” is not a dis. It’s a question. Maybe I’m missing something. Did Simon hit him with some of his bile and I didn’t catch it?
Yeah, I meant to mention that I am now looking suspiciously at my little tube of bronzer. I’m afraid that all the tans-in-cans around the world are trying to organize, and that Paley McFairskinned people like me are going to be first against the wall when the Revolution comes.
And I, for one, welcome our new Coppertone overlords!
Were it not a contest concerned primarily with talent and charisma, he might have gotten through.
You know what sucks? Well, I’ll tell you. It sucks that you guys get to see it three whole hours before I do and by the time I get here to dish, y’all are asleep and the thread is 3 pages long.
Dumb stupid time zones.
Would it make you feel better if I said that sometimes I have nightmares about these people? So it’s not like it’s a restful sleep, or anything.
Woohoo, auditions start!
It does, actually.
Oh. Backstory. Big boobed blonde. She gets through.
She’s better than the other things that they’ve shown… but not as good as some other I’ve heard.
Kelly Pickler-- shades of Carrie, but I don’t care. I LOVE THIS GIRL.
I’m psychic! But she really does seem sweet. Let’s see just how fake it all is.
Blondie seems like a sweet girl, but I’m having visions of Carmen the Goat Girl.
They really seem to like her… I want to hear the grandaughter of the singer…
I like her voice and her personality so far much more than Carrie’s, but I hope poor Kelly realizes that the sweet wholesome blonde down-home country Southern girl archetype can probably not win two seasons in a row. Unless they do something major to her niche, I can’t imagine her winning.
I like her voice and her personality so far much more than Carrie’s, but I hope poor Kelly realizes that the sweet wholesome blonde down-home country Southern girl archetype can probably not win two seasons in a row. Unless they do something major to her niche, I can’t imagine her winning.
He won’t get to Hollywood… and the mustache scares me…