American Idol 1/24

What an obnoxious little kid.

That little brother is gonna make a great agent one day.

Paula is really creeped out by that doll. She gets more normal every season.

The girl scares me more than the doll…

Simon doesn’t usually like shows.

The girl in the pink hat cannot believe she can sing.

She’s got the “white girl fists-of-funk” going, though.

OK, I’m a little behind right now but I’m catching up 'cuz of TiVo … I just wanted to pipe in and say that Kelly Pickler reminds me an awful lot of Kim Caldwell. And that’s not a good thing, IMO. KP has better pipes than KC, but I really loathe being screamed at all the time.

What’s that, Susie?

…the 80s was “the MoTown era”?

I Love Bullethead!

Jesus, could this guy be any more smarmy?

Let’s get it on!

You know, if a male judge behaved in the same way as Paula does, a lot of shit would be hitting a big fan.

No. That’s why I lOVE Bullethead!

You know…you’re a girl, you’re white, you’re singing in the shower, you have your hands balled into fists, bobbing them at your sides, just rocking out. Your boyfriend plays air guitar and does the “white man’s overbite”. You collect troll dolls. Etc.

LOL… Poor Paula!

I feel dirty now.

And that’s a lot of commendations for rocket-loading.

American Idol Rule #1: Never bring a gimmick. Even if you can sing, the ventriloquist doll will ruin everything.

Anyone else think the girl in the pink hat sounded like Lisa Simpson?

I’ll admit my admiration for Bullet (what was his name?) has a lot to do with the uniform if you guys admit that country girl’s big boobies has a lot to do with. . . hey. . guys. . ?

That’s the theme from A Different World. Who sings TV themes (besides me in the shower?).

Smarmy, sure, but it was edited just well enough to remain hawt!!

Between Cowboy population 4, I sing to the turkey Kid and Kelly Pickford, are the 42 foster home child, are we going for the battle of the most pathetic backstories? Criminy!