Why you feel dirty?
Eeek, murdered that song!
Backstory… she got in.
Sorry, still behind, but … does anybody besides me think our beloved Bullethead might actually, secretly, be a male stripper? Why is this mess on television? And why are they letting Paula do that? The hell?
It seems you are also psychic! We should form a network or something.
It’s the people like Spikyhair Kid that I can understand why they don’t know that they sound bad. His tone is exactly the kind of resonant, big voice that goes over really well, but he obviously has no ear for key. If he can’t hear if he’s hitting the notes right, he obviously can’t hear whether he’s singing the song in key, and his tone sounds great, so he thinks he’s singing well.
“It doesn’t matter, 'cuz I’m going.” How cute was she?
Pretty cute until she forgot her kids existed until Seacrest dragged her to them, then told them she was leaving them.
Very cute!
Well, they probably didn’t know that he was actually married… was he wearing the wedding band?
And now they’ll go to a foster home, probably one of the homes the other contestant was in.
Oh man, he don’t stand a chance.
He did go through! Nyanya on your psychic abilities!
Yeah, I posted too soon.
Am I a horrible person for being so annoyed at Underbitey Bigboned Ambiguously Effeminate guy I can barely look at him?
Can we trade him for Sweet But Really Nice Voiced And Certainly Nicer Voiced Than Foster Home Girl Loopy Lingerie Girl?
Uncle Jacko?
Question: Is Simon on Quaaludes tonight, or something? He’s not nearly as grouchy as usual … it’s like all this badness has taken away his will to live, or something.
Is that his real accent?
Can we trade Guy Who Got In Because Paula (And Secretly Simon Too) Thought He Was Hot for Sweet And Really Nice Voiced And Certainly Nicer Voiced Than Foster Home Girl Loopy Lingerie Girl?
My son had her pegged while she was calling Ryan short. “She’s a stripper!” and then when she said her mother the stripper made the outfit for her he said, “When your mom’s a stripper, maybe you should ask her exactly how whorish the dress is gonna be.”
God, I know! He sounded like a Bostonian living in North Carolina trying to put on a British accent!
She got in… Ann Nesby’s relative…