I was wondering who was going to start this thread, but it looks to be me. So, off we go with our pants on the ground.
Two auditions so far.
Fugitive Guy - A little surprised that the judges gave him a pass because he was literally all over the place.
Jailhouse Rock Giggler: Trainwreck
I like the mom. Who’s the guest judge? I’ve barely been paying attention.
Victoria Beckham. She was a judge in an earlier audition.
Crap, I thought it was Posh Spice.
Coulda sworn there was another one-- oh well.
Loved Rogain Mom. Pretty, pretty voice and likable. And I love track suit’s voice even though she looks like she just ran in from making the kids some sandwiches in between doing the laundry.
You wouldn’t be wrong.
Same thing, innit?
Weepy karaoke girl was decent, but I can’t see her having her own sound.
I didn’t know Bucky Covington was eligible to try out again.
I didn’t know Jeff Spicoli had a son.
The Half-Naked Cowboy was very cute and had a nice voice. I’m glad he went through.
Please tell me the kid is not this 16 year old’s daughter.
He was a 5 time winner on Jeopardy!, and has joined the board as seaborgium.
Of course Posh liked her, they’re from the same Tribe of Orange.
I already know I hate this one the most.
ETA that kid’s drawings sucked.
Orange girl was a total buuterface. She’s how statutory rape charges happen. 16-year-old body, 30-year-old face.
They said the kids were friends, including Hope.
Why the hell is she friends with little kids? That’s weird and wrong.