American Idol 2/2-3

No, it’s not possible. This is AI. Every bit of it is cynical and fake. That little girl probably has beard stubble and a dick.

My sister / daughter remark was a joke, but my absolute first impression was “no way in hell is she sixteen”. Not saying there’s anything untoward or pedo going on; just that I don’t believe her.

I also don’t believe autism dad’s kid is autistic.

Also also don’t believe ex-con boy’s story about his prison sentence for the big bb-gun bank heist.

I notice tonight’s episode is called “The Road to Hollywood”.

Is it a re-cap night or does it feature new auditions?

I’m pretty sure its new, but just in Hollywood.

This is the “best of the rest” audition show, I think. I didn’t realize it was on at 9:00. Totally screwed my attempts at timeshifting.

Yay, Jessica Furney! I was bummed she got booted from Hollywood last year.

ETA: my first post to SDMB since last AI season, so forgive me if I’m rusty…

And I totally didn’t remember her. Funny who we remember and who we don’t. I’m still bummed about Tami Gosnell and Josiah Leming.

What did it matter to Minnie Mouse what Simon said? She had 3 yeses. Or yesses.

Who was that incredibly dramatic girl from Puerto Rico last year or the year before?

Randy hadn’t voted yet.

Ain’t No Sunshine guy had a weird affectation that made him look like he had cerebral palsy.

And nobody on this show should ever sing Janis Joplin.

And don’t say Tatiana del Toro’s name three times. She may reanimate and go on a murderous rampage.

Yeah. Her. That one girl might be another she who must not be named, but she might not be… jury is still out.

Why would Posh Spice be anybody’s idol? What the fuck?

“fashion idol”

I just wonder how people can tan their skin to an orangey leather skin-cancery texture and still think they look good. Is it like anorexia where you just don’t see yourself the way you really are? Do they think they still look pale?

That girl and me are the only two people in the world that like Posh.

Maybe David Beckham.

I feel like I usually have fairly mainstream tastes in women but being attracted to Posh is a pretty lonely road.

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My son wants to know where the 6’8" guy found a shirt too big for him.

That was two kids stacked up, like the do in the cartoons.

I’m going to go ahead and diagnose that big kid as being within the autistic spectrum.

I actually really like Hey Jude girl. Hopefully she can ditch the histrionics, because she has a good voice and a nice look.